Remember when Napster was being dragged down

by Judge Patel and lots of people, including yours truly, told you that there would just be others that would pop up in its place?

Well, that happened, and now the clock is ticking on Morpheus, Grokster, KaZaA and a few of the others. But just like fruits that are ripe, now is the time to become inebriated while downloading all those things that you have been trying to get as there are hundreds of thousands of users and tons of tunes, software, videos and images. Go! Quick! Quick, i tell you. PS if the window doesnt appear right away, dont be alarmed, it’s just thousands of people like you signing up before the plug gets pulled.

Okay, this is getting ridiculous

I am still getting dollars from my friends and people who know me. That is very nice, but that’s not what this is about. If you are a friend or you know me and you want to get me something, say for my birthday on the 22nd, you can either donate to my favorite charity, Jews For Jesus or you can get me something like a George Foreman grill off my Amazon Wishlist. I appreciate you thinking of me, it’s very cool. I dont even deserve your friendship, and trust me, that’s plenty. But at least now you have options.

magic johnson bought Fatburger (the whole chain!) yesterday. me, i didnt do shit.

i’m out sick

i think i have allergies. eyes red, sneezing. feel like heck. shall crawl to the drugstore for benedryl and kleenex.

a very nice person sent me a dollar on my quest to get a car. we’re only $22,332 away. right on, people.

got home from the drug store to see that a very very very nice *friend* sent me $20! on the quest to get a car. this is great, of course, but it breaks rule #2. if you are a friend of mine, or have met me in person, or have chatted with me on the internet, i would prefer it if you just told someone else and send them this link: https://www.paypal.com/xclick/business=paypal@tonypierce.com&item_name=Car+For+A+Stranger&amount=1.00&no_shipping=1

but thanks! we’re only $22,312 away! whoo-hoo!

Tall Skinny Girl

was walking down the street a good block ahead of me. When i got to the stairs the train was already there, which is death. But it waited for me almost and i got on right as the doors were closing. transfered at wilshire/vermont. got off at wilshire/western where the escalator is still not working and the Mitsubishi repairmen were drinking coffee, smoking cigarrettes and looking at the hotties. waited at the bus stop. one red bus came, then another right behind it. so i go to the one behind it, and TSK follows me and almost tries to cut infront of me. fuck that, i got on in front of her, i went all the way to the back where the bench seats are. she sat right across from me. i looked at her barefeet in her sandals. it was odd.

Anna Nicole

emailed me and asked that i dont do a tribute to her today, she asked me to post a poem instead, so i did. i love requests.

greg emailed me the other day and said that he liked my photoshoped and political cartoon images and he gave me a link to some other ones, which i promptly put in the hot topics section of my links page. my links page has gotten 4,196 unique visitors this month. i hope you guys are clicking the things on there cuz theyre good! thanks, greg!

another friend, emmanuelle, knowing my love of bikini women who read shakespeare, emailed me a link of Bikini Women Reading Shakespeare!

I have always been a fan of Anna Nicole Smith

anna nicole and hef

and today is a good day for her cuz it looks like she is going to go back to being one of the richest women in texas as opposed to one of the poorest. She has lived such a fascinating and bizarre life, and shes only one year younger than me!

Anyhow, looks like now she is probably going to get the $450 million after all, and it will be interesting to see how hollywood treats her now that shes not just another poor girl from texas with a thing for marilyn monroe.

plan on a tribute for her tomorrow on my main page.

woke up earlier, got up earlier. turned the corner, and there was Tall Skinny Girl walking on the other side of the street. got into the elevator and it was just she and i. i was feeling really good this morning, and i almost turned around and said hi! but nah. i just kept eating my cereal from my little box. got out of the elevator and went to the opposite side of the train ramp.

what’s weird is all the dates ive been on so far have been good. im sure me and TSG would have a good date, but i dont say a word to her. i even took the bus from wilshire and vermont instead of changing trains with her, just to avoid her more. im glad i did, cuz i saw every single escalator shut down at the wilshire/vermont station! it’s like they think that they have an excuse now because of the gas-incident last night. sorry, people, thats no excuse. there was no gas, flick back on the escalators, quit acting like a bunch of fucking asses.

i got u2

u2 at the vma

tickets, look what they’re going for on eBay with 4 days left. am i tempted to sell my pair? tempted isnt the word.

oh wait, yes, tempted is the word.

today i hate the bus. today i want to get a car. today i want to flush out everything bad in my life. i want to flush everything that isnt perfect out of my life. i want to earn twice as much, i want to wear half as less. i want to grow my hair twice as big and dye it red or just bleach it. im not happy. i was late to work.

i have no idea why girls go on dates with me

i hardly ever end up doing what we plan on doing.

a loyal reader wrote in to say that she would see Glitter with me. on our way to the mysterious movie theatre, after struggling through my worthless directions, she said, wanna just get lost in Glendale?

so we drank at a hotel bar, played video games, ate japanese, had pie, then suckered her over to my place where we tried to out-do each other in every way.

so fun i had to shut the drapes.

best part is, nothing that you’re probably thinking happened happened.