partied with friends twice in a week? thanks obama!

everyone brought their lookalikes to os and kims backyard.

i got there at 4 and didnt leave till 1.

justin ordered three of the largest pizzas LA makes.

so many of our friends were there which was funny because os and kim were out of town. only two used the pool even though we all had swim suits

i think we just wanted to say hi hi hi hi to each other and chat because we hadnt seen each other in literal years.

i tried to be funny and start a very dark game

because it was so odd that every single child that has come from our friends is just cooler and smarter and just like their parents

so i said, ok, now lets vote on who is the Worst kid our friends have made.

lots of laughter

i drank three beers.

didnt pee once

hung out with friends

how often does that happen?

plus, I have the greatest friends. so why doesnt it happen more often?

because of me, probably.

Greg was our host. he ordered pizza and chicken wings and we watched Bob Dylan with chris rob and joe z

it was so nice.

i had a beer, which is rare. we talked about old things, new things.

they talked about being dads

chris’s oldest is 30 now.

how is that even possible?

amber was 35.

i am 32.

chris is 19

how does a 19 year old have a 30 year old child?

its that multiverse timeline loki was trying tell us about.

fortunately Bob Dylan is in every variant experience.

we are so not worthy.

in art you care about the details

even if you know most people in a gallery or a museum is gonna give your thing

maybe 30 seconds

you still go for it.

you do that so in the rare chance you get someones attention

who is gonna buy your over price thing

maybe they too will appreciate the details you put in there

maybe they too will see what you see or something

even better

something deeper that you didnt even know you put in there.

so thats why the blog posts i do for this ridiculous podcast

of love

are 24 minutes long even though the stats couldnt be more clear

all people are gonna do is give you 10 minutes on a blog post.

but you cant listen to the masses

you gotta listen to yr heart

and the person esping you from the future saying

make that one little extra curley cue

add that extra paragraph or three

insert that weird art

include that video

do the home work

dont be lazy

squeeze

out

every

drop

someone said you didnt study poetry at uc isla v

i said youre right, i studied everything

poetry just came out.

this is one called 22 fillmore that i wrote when i lived in frisco

“22 Fillmore”

jeff was working the express lane at the safe

way on market street when these

gunshots rang out seems these kids for

some reason ganged up on this electric

muni bus and started beating the windows with

sticks junior high school boys bashing the plexiglass

sending shivers of spider web type patterns

all over the people watched the european soccer

finals less than one block away and nobody looked

over this is today which is sunday and the little little kids

had just

cracked open the fire hydrant across from the accosted

bus

but these were different kids

little kids

cooling themselves from the uncommonly

hot san francisco weather.

yesterday we attended the

lesbian parade.

we saw roller skating lesbians

lesbians on stilts

lots of topless lesbians

some lesbians with absolute no clothes on

old lesbians lesbians in wheelchairs

most of the lesbians seemed fairly uncomfortable

hell i was fairly uncomfortable because i was stoned

and was trying to figure out exactly what was it that i was doing

at the lesbian parade.

the kids beating up the bus kept calling the bus driver out

yo motha fucka get the fuck out and get yo ass slapped

sometimes its

like the good lord just wrings as much youth as he can possibly

force and shoves it into some kids

as well as some adults

narciso was driving the bus

a handsome father of three and amazingly well groomed

and not just as compared to other bus drivers

but

narciso knew how to clean up.

gel in the hair, moustache trimmed daily

nose hairs

plucked

eyebrows

plucked

and if you could see through his driving gloves youd see

some of the most well manicured set of nails that youd

ever wanna see.

narciso took his gloves off on this hot sunday in june.

i hope you know i love you.

and reached into his coleman cooler

and retrieved

his three fifty seven magnum

unlocked the safety

and said

narciso you understand

was from spain but if you ever said to him oh hey narciso

i hear youre spanish

he’d say true yes true but i am basque

deatils motherfucka details

narciso was into details like nobodies business.

sure the lesbians were in town but so were the gays too

and people for some reason were known to jump to

immediate conclusions with narciso because of his

good looks, impeccable grooming habits

and sharp attention to details of all sorts

if you said narcisco i’ll see you at the burrito hut at seven

narciscos brut aftershave smelling ass was at the burrito hut

like at 6:58

no problem

no worries

there he is

the man of the hour.

but if you were late.

look out there brothaman.

antonio, seven is not 7:04

seven is not 7:15

seven is seven

narciso pointed that gun straight

at the lead kid who was calling him out

the kid was wearing a san fransico forty-niners

tshirt and long shorts that looked to be falling off

if narciso wanted to he could have shot that bullet

right between his eyes

narciso loved to shoot guns and loved the challenge of

absolute marksmanship.

loved it.

jeff was working the express lane when he heard

narciso put a three inch hole

in the four inch wide stick

that lead kid

was

holding

one half inch above the kids

hand

motha fuck that

narciso said

and pulled away

slowly

from the curb.

ive been learning things

one of the things i learned today is ive gotta figure out how many of these ultra long blog posts do i wanna do

these Hear in LA blog posts take two full days.

maybe two and a half.

ive gotta edit them down.

maybe 5 segments tops, and thats it for the blog.

i had making decisions like this.

more is more for me.

everyone is less is more

im all, sure, say that and then go to Costco

something i learned today was how to make the podcast into a youtube video.

this might be easier for my mom to listen to

this is the latest episode: Christina Ortega

bam!

i dont have an upstairs neighbor but i swear

i hear things up there.

it made me thing: would i believe in ghosts if i had not been told about ghosts?

my neighbor is having a party and its probably just her noise bouncing through the walls

but this place is an xbi fortress. usually you cant hear squat.

but after a year in somewhat absolute silence because people didnt entertain

i can hear every little thing

how? i should be deaf by now.

do you know how many concerts ive been to?

i walked around tonight talking to my mom on the phone and she fell asleep on me.

earlier this week my shrink seemed distracted by more important things too.

am i really that dull?

is this it for me?

what would an interesting person do if they wanted to be

more interesting?

ah yes:

seclude