its friday which means its go watch tsar at the viper room

(if you can get in)

it is also Ask Tony

as always feel free to ask your questions in the comments below.

topics on the table may include:

do i know how many houses i own?

am i really 16, therefore old enough to compete in the gymnastics?

do i agree with sass’s foolish decision to get a blackberry instead of an iphone?

am i shocked – shocked – that our LA Times critics havent said one word about our amazing olympics coverage, 25+ killer photo galleries, 40+ beautiful and informative graphics, and our gold medal worthy blog that has over 1,000 posts and is totally on pace to get 2 million page views this month? or do i think that some folks just love to hate on hard-working people?

am i starting to believe the hype that the cubs are the most well rounded team in baseball?

do i understand how the usa hoops team with all those all stars dont win 400-18 every game?

Tsar plays tonight at the internationally renowned Viper Room!


homemmade video of “Silver Shifter”

WITH A NUDE NEW BASS PLAYER!

from their PR hype truth-telling machine (from the future):

KOALA-ING ALL DESTROYERS!!
Tsar will be performing with Thomas on bass. Thomas is a good-looking and funny Austrailian musician-type friend of theirs that they met in just-pre-9/11 America while their bands were on tour together (he was in Vast, they were Tsar). He was hand-selected by Solomon to be Solomon’s replacement in 2004 (he learned the songs and everything), but then couldn’t do it, and none of them can remember exactly why, but it was a real good reason at the time. He is currently the touring guitarist for She Wants Revenge and experimenting with a beard.

Grow a beard NOW to show your support!

see you at the gig!!

suddenly i have a newfound interest in drawing

when i was in high school, every semester i took an art class. drawing, ceramics, art history, but for some reason never painting. drawing yes. hell yes. sadly as time went on i stopped. maybe its cuz i didnt have a sweet bar like “The Bronx Zoo” to practice my unreal skillz.

check out this sweet lede by Jessica Galt:

THE MAN had been flirting with the woman by the bar for a few minutes before blurting out, “Is that a gorilla mask between your legs?” She stared at him, silent for a moment, then grinned broadly and said: “You know, it really is.”

Myung Chung of our badass video team produced the video above and Jessica’s piece is here in the underrated Guide in a perfect example of teamwork in a lighthearted way to approach part of the artistic charm of LA.

tropic thunder


directed by ben stiller
starring robert downey jr., jack black, ben stiller, nick nolte, bill hader, matthew mcconaughey, tyra banks, and tom cruise as les grossman

hot chick wanted to go to the movies. ended up at the vista by my house. 7pm show. good sized crowd for a wednesday night.

got in a little late cuz chickie was being a chickie. turned out some of the previews are actually fake previews for the movie. dont be late.

didnt realize till at the end of the movie, but ben stiller directed this. pretty damn good for a guy whos last shot at the helm was zoolander, which wasnt bad either.

tropic thunder isnt all that. its better than most, but thats nothing to crow about. when you have robert downey and jack black and half of hollywood trying to be funny, it should be funny shouldnt it? plus ben stillers funny so you’re half way home.

tropic thunder is a love story about a man who has lost himself. hes having an identity crisis and it takes the chaos of war for him to reach self discovery. thats what i told dategirl as i was trying to take her bra off left handed in the vons parking lot.

she disagreed.

tropic thunder is an action movie, she said, where the only person getting any action is gonna be your right hand if you dont step off and let me dig into these gummi worms.

dont call it a gummi worm i pouted.

i used to have a manager at e! whos word i always relied on, especially about movies because she is a stuntwoman. she said that when jack black is the lead in the film its a meh film, but when he has a supporting role hes super funny and everythings perfect. gotta say it was hard to choose whether black or downey stole the show more often, but i think its gotta go to ironman cuz he was able to do the blackface thing without being offensive, which is almost an impossible trick.

sadly the film sorta fell apart halfway through when it became a parody of itself which is why i give it a reluctant thumbs up, mostly to encourage people to watch the mastery of downey, who actually gave a better performance in this movie than in ironman cuz really how hard is it to act like ironman?

tsar is playing TOMORROW at the world famous Viper Room

this is one of my faves from them. its about you.

“Startime”
Band, Girls, Money
(whalen, kern)

L.A. is the place to be and if it ain’t as shocking as it used to be
take the bullet out your head, put it back in the gun get your finger on the trigger

Welcome everybody to the city of sound
they feast on your fears to turn the city around
all they want to do is get up on your action…let em go

My brothers are all proud rockers…wild and aloof…trippin on acid
My sisters are all stone stunners…wired to the roof…and rolling on adam

Baby you live like a suicide
Hell, somebody’s gotta stand up and die

Won’t ya, figure i’d live down in Hollywood, never liked no fraud who
wear his money for food for fifteen minute freaks, to fan the flannel flame…
Cuz they use you man!

Come on!…Pass the pipe and take the test
Cuz your the young Lee Harvey, man your David Koresh
And if you don’t dig that, why don’t you go home and
watch some Tivo f**ker!

My sisters are all nice rockers…shoes to the roof and lookin up at my way
My brothers are all jean cutters…glued to the tube and jumping like an osprey

They never let it down, they heard the sound now get it around

And we say oh…American girl wo wo
Fill my heart with gladness Lord
You gotta save my soul wo wo
Clean my mouth of sadness oh oh oh
oh wo oh oh
oh wo oh oh

My brothers are all proud rockers…tripping on acid
My sisters are all stone stunners…rolling on adam
My brothers are all proud rockers…tripping on acid
My sisters are all stone stunners…wash these devils off!

Startime rock-n-roll make up your mind cuz this won’t come off
Get ready to let it rock on!
Startime and steal the show so many miles to go!
and let it rock on
Get ready to let it rock on
Get ready to let it rock on
Get ready to let it…Rock On!!!

yesterday a list of “what makes for a good blog”

was posted by merlin mann. and because i wrote the original list called “how to blog“, of course my mailbox was filled with people asking whaddya think.

with all due respect to mr mann, and i mean that, bro lost me at #1, Voice. Says Merlin:

Good blogs have a voice. Who wrote this? What is their name? What can I figure out about who they are that they have never overtly told me? What’s their personality like and what do they have to contribute — even when it’s “just” curation. What tics and foibles fascinate make me about this blog and the person who makes it? Most importantly: what obsesses this person?

I’m sorry, but next to making money, Voice is probably the most overrated goal in blogs. A good voice is good, but a blog with informative or interesting posts is far better and will be far more successful.

The concept that a voice is necessary for a successful blog just hasn’t been proven. Blogs like BoingBoing have 4 different bloggers who are very different from each other. The success of that blog (Top 5 on Technorati for years) is due to its content, not its voice.

Huffington Post has hundreds of contributors and has been #1 on Technorati for most of this year, not because of it’s voice but because of its content. Same could be said for Engadget, Gizmodo, Post Secret, or even icanhascheezeburger.

One can try to be the next Mike Royko or Jim Murray or Steve Lopez all they want. And a group can attempt to all write in a particular style or tone all they want. But the most successful blogs simply try to provide the best, most newsworthy, most interesting posts in a timely manner and don’t distract themselves with subjective ideals.

Of course there are exceptions to the rule: Dooce, Perez Hilton, Gawker, but when I was at LAist we went from 2000 in Technorati to 600 in six months with 50 people writing exactly the way they wanted to.

Likewise Top of the Ticket went from 2000 to 94 on Technorati in a short period of time with several vastly different styles of blogging. I don’t think anyone confused an Andy post from a Don post regardless of the fact that Andy utilizes “attitude”. Don doesn’t, and that blog is still climbing the charts.

i know it might be weird for the author of the busblog, a solo blog with tons of attitude and voice claiming that voice has nothing to do with what makes a good blog, but sorry, i saw it first hand at LAist: good content trumps “voice” any day of the week.

unless youre maddox.

tsar is playing this friday at the infamous viper room

on the sunset strip

if youre in LA you should get your tickets now.

“Band Girls Money” (whalen, kern)
from the album Band Girls Money
TVT Records

I’ve seen the President’s feet when he walks down the street
He’s gotta stovepipe hat, he’s got wooden teeth
Gonna make a big scene with a nuclear bomb
gonna rent a limousine with his sunglasses on
His girlfriend’s name is Kathy Fong
She blew his mind from the here to beyond
She sold him out to the LSC,
they cleaned him up, put him on T.V.
and that’s why,
I wanna testify
It’s as easy as this!
He’s gonna show up and get his kicks!

He’s got the band, (the band) the girls (the girls), the money
He’s got the band, (the band) the girls (the girls), the money
Alright!

They threw him up cuz they could not wait
to see his Penthouse face on a dinner plate
They shot his heart full of electrolytes
but check the calibration was not quite right
Well that’s right!
He’s lying on the floor
and then they want somemore
He’s flying high and looking bored!

He’s got the band (the band), the girls (the girls), the money
He’s got the band (the band), the girls (the girls), the money
Oh no!

Everyone will rock Los Angeles
Ya gotta live with your mom and dad!
This guitar is a lie,
love is alive,
get while the gettin’s good!
Heartbreakerrrrrrrrrr!

He’s got the band, the girls, the money.
He’s got the band, the girls, the mahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Hey, I saw a letter from you! It’s got profit and why it’s wrong!
And it’s time to shed your skin!
And then it said that love is war!
I said, he’s got the band!

my problem is i like to eat

i went over to her plush apartment and she was sitting there stretched out on the couch.

little pink fuzzy slippers on.

little shiny smile on. said, whaddya wanna do?

i said eat.

she said whaddya wanna eat?

and the problem with some babes is they really are too young. i think im starting to learn that. they havent figured out how to talk in a sexy way so they really shouldnt practice with a senior citizen.

its like trying to pull away from the curb in a little car that has stick shift and jumping from first gear to fourth. not only isnt it meant to go that way but you really should squeal before you moan.

said suzy q’s.

she was all, whats a suzy q?

poor girl wasnt schooled in the world of hostess baked goods?

this is whats wrong with america.

they dont tell you this but los angeles is a far more diverse place than pretty much anywhere other than new york, but in some cases even more diverse. this one was from a planet i cant even pronounce. but i’ll try.

iowa.

she wasnt as hot as miss iowa ’99, but close. but looks are the devils three card monte. you think you have the game won and all of a sudden life flips over the truth and youve lost. so the best idea is to look into their heart.

lemme see your heart baby, you say as you lean down to kiss her clavicle. she jerks away surprised cuz your stubble has grown in but hell its 12:30 at night. one of us hasnt shaved since 8am and the other one of us is probably too young to shave anywhere.

you root down in search of the heart and yes that sounds like second gear,

maybe i should release the clutch.

or whatever that is

as the shadows start speaking the international language of hi.

this is a picture of karisa doing a mini triathlon

i think you start off with a swim in the ocean, then you ride your bike like 15-20 miles, then you do like a half marathon.

no big whoop.

thats what i love about this picture. for most of us the mile or two that youd have to swim would be a workout all its own. or the prospect of a huge run after the long bike race would be enough to make you all, !@#!@#@, but theres karisa just smiling away like its the most fun thing in the world.

maybe it is the most fun thing in the world. but i will never know because i still have two flat tires on my bike and my swim suit says Chicago Cubs on it.

speaking of politics. lets talk about politics. the busblog has been amazingly consistent in its stance about being partisan. i believe that people do themselves a disservice when they say oh im a liberal or oh yeah im a conservative. what is that?

if you ask me all thats doing is allowing the politicians to suck at their jobs.

if i knew, for example that no matter what i wrote, day in, day out, i would have millions and millions of readers who might whine a tad but ultimately support me when it mattered, i would end up being the laziest, fattest, most boring blogger ever. but because i know that on any given day you might leave the busblog and never come back it sorta makes me have to earn it each and every day.

i think thats healthy.

but in politics people choose their sides and mostly stick with em. they dont care what positions their “party” goes for, they will back them. the dems for example gained the majority in congress after the last elections. many think they were hired to go in there and end this war, impeach the president, and stop all this crazy spending. the democrat-led congress has done none of that. they havent even tried. and the result? yawns from the people who took time out to vote for them.

same could be said for the republicans. conservatism is based around certain ideals like a small government, a balanced budget, and a strong national defense. this administration has a bloated government, the highest deficit ever, and a military that is busying itself with the furthest thing from a defense – more like an offense.

when you allow “your” party to veer so far off it’s goals AND THEN continue to support them, then you have become part of the problem.

american citizens should go back to being the employer. we can vote out whoever we want. we can vote in whoever fits what we believe in and what they say they will do. if they dont do what they say they are going to do, they should be fired. period.

instead we coddle them and pretend that if we vote for others our world will crumble.

meanwhile our world goes through massive changes everyday regardless. and id have to say most of that is due to our own doing and our lack of individualism and courage to do the right thing.

if you felt a disturbance in the Force

it was because one of our friends, Dino Scoppettone passed away last night.

in a very weird moment, i prayed for dino in the middle of the night. every night before i go to sleep i pray. but for some reason last night i forgot to include him. it was late, so technically he was already gone, but i didnt know that. so when i had been asleep for a few minutes something got into my head and said, i think you forgot to pray for dino. so i did.

this morning the Nexus email backchannel was circulating the emails that he had lost his fight to Sarcoma Cancer found in his liver and kidney.

because im an optimist, i want to believe that last night i was woken up when dino was at the pearly gates and st. peter said, hmmmm scoppettone, why does that name sound familiar? and dino said, i worked at EA sports? and dino said, no, no. and dino said, i went to UC Santa Barbara? and st. peter said, hmmmm, what else? and dino said i wrote at the Daily Nexus? and st. peter picked up the phone and called me in my sleep and said, can you vouch for one dino scoppettone? which is when i was glad to say – heck yeah st. peter!

Dino’s dad wrote this last night:

My son, Dino passed away this evening a little after 8PM. My heart hurts to say it and I know yours hurts to hear it. But this was Dino’s Journey. Over the months, on those nights when I thought about losing him, I stayed away from it by insisting on focusing on the present. For most of my life, I’ve been something of a rehearsed man, often planning things months in advance. No more. I told myself that I will know what to say if this day ever comes, and now this day is here.

My son was a beautiful man who belonged to all who knew him. No loner was he, but rather a blend of everyone he met and loved, interwoven with his buddies and their children and their parents and his workmates. Though he didn’t raise a family of his own, he belonged to many families, and over the past weeks and months, we’ve had the privilege to meet them, all wonderful people.

When I finished a novel some years ago, he read it, and re-read it, and re-read it again, each time adding a missing comma or suggesting another way to punch up a phrase. And each time I trusted him. He and I spoke the same language.

When it came time for him to move on tonight, his mother, Mary was rubbing his hair, and around his bed, everyone touched him gently; my wife, MiMi; my son, Nick with his fiance, Amber; Dean’s stepbrother, Chris and his girl Virginia; and his good friend, Andrew McGraw. Moments after he passed, Carlos arrived, as well as Dino’s special friend, Andi who had flown from Seattle.

Over the months, as we saw all the responses to his blogs, it became apparent that there were many people we had never met. Can I ask a favor of all of you? We really need to touch you, whether truly hand in hand or by e-mail. Here’s my e-mail address: dsco7545@comcast.net. If you knew my son or read his blog, would you e-mail me and tell me your thoughts? This journey of the last three months wasn’t done alone, it was done with all of you.

I will let you know of the funeral arrangements as soon as I know. For sure, the gathering will be in Santa Cruz. Hold us in your hearts. We love you all. And my boy continues on the grandest journey of them all.

when i was sports editor of the nexus, dino wrote about soccer (i believe) for me. always friendly, always boisterous. definitely a part of the team. this news makes me pretty sad because there was something about the nexus that made me think we were all indestructible. the truth of the matter, sadly, is we’re all mortal and we never know when this escalator to everywhere is gonna be over.

so kiss the girl you have a crush on, eat all your gelato, and hug yr friends extra hard.

glad to know youre in the good place, dino. you deserve it.