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jackie the jokeman is part of the free trial. you can hear his Joke Hunt show today. its pretty horrible. but sometimes thats funny. heres a joke he told a few weeks ago while i was on the road listening to Sirius 8 hours a day:
“how do you get a gay guy to fuck a girl?
fill her pussy with shit.”
jackies not the reason that people are signing up to sirius.
i watched the Joan Rivers stand up on Bravo. pretty good. shes got tons of energy. i dont know how she does it. seems like she remembers her jokes pretty well still. i usually love her but some of the jokes fell flat. still shes fearless and i love that about her.
its been two days and i still havent gone to santa barbara yet. theres been two days of non stop news coming into the LAist email box. only a fool would drive to SB for no real good reason just for a little news piece that even the college paper isnt interested in.
turns out theres a bunch of kids sleeping under storke tower every night to protest a few things up there including an apartment complex that kicked everyone out, affirmative action, and a missing $3.2 million.
nothing juicy. i might just wait till friday when i hope to go to IV for halloween.
im prepared to go as Borat in that one piece bathing suit of his.
i miss traveling a great deal. a good friend could be using my place if i wasnt using this place. its very sad.
because i like to sit on the couch and eat and listen to music while i type, today i realized i could easilly just rent the garage of a rich person’s house. a garage they dont use any more and remodeled.
the only things that disturb me are the weird noises from around the grounds. weird slammings and clompings. people yelling. all i want is a little peace and quiet to get my nonsense together.
today i wrote a headline about the Kenny Rogers cheating scandal that maybe three people got, but whatever. plus two blogs that i love linked to it so maybe they were two out of the three.
i laughed and got a bucket of shrimp and put it under hot water for a few minutes and laughed some more.
then i microwaved a potato and cracked open a can of coke.
best sound ever not emitted from a woman.