all day, all night, in a dad car, in a smelly shirt, with taco bell tacos in the glove box
because no one else would if i didnt
because i dont give two craps why the caged bird whines
because rock in roll is dying and im a little drummer boy
rat a tat tat
my cats are excited im home. i tell them daddy took 24 people places today
but all they care about is did i bring them treats back from the war
girl cat is all tony why do you do the things you do
i say because pete rose led by example because walter payton died of a broken heart
because mother theresa was called names by christopher bitchens
because i know that for once in my life im the best at something
bettern anyone from sea to shining sea
and actually it’s the opposite of lonely at the top.
and she says but seriously did you bring us anything
and i say heres some 8 hour old sushi rolls and if you dont eat em
imma