tony why do you do the things you do

el coyote

all day, all night, in a dad car, in a smelly shirt, with taco bell tacos in the glove box

because no one else would if i didnt

because i dont give two craps why the caged bird whines

because rock in roll is dying and im a little drummer boy

rat a tat tat

my cats are excited im home. i tell them daddy took 24 people places today

but all they care about is did i bring them treats back from the war

girl cat is all tony why do you do  the things you do

i say because pete rose led by example because walter payton died of a broken heart

because mother theresa was called names by christopher bitchens

because i know that for once in my life im the best at something

bettern anyone from sea to shining sea

and actually it’s the opposite of lonely at the top.

and she says but seriously did you bring us anything

and i say heres some 8 hour old sushi rolls and if you dont eat em


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