may 2006

5/2 video interviews from coachella

5/2 funny tshirts from coachella

5/3 day two from coachella including amazing pics i didnt take

5/4 buzznet gets banned by myspace

5/6 128 people tell us how they discovered the busblog

5/8 tribute to my mother

5/9 me and asher go to the dodger game and i explain to the world the game of stopwatch

5/10 why matt good no longer blogs on thoughtmechanics

5/11 a hot babe from minnesota who i had never met and barely talked to was on her way to visit me for a long weekend. “when i stopped doing acid a long time ago i substituted that reckless behavior with new reckless behavior and if im going to die, id rather it be at the hands of some crazed fan with pert knockers than from driving a hippie van on liquid from a phish show.”

5/13 in palm springs with a ridiculously hot 21 yr old in a bikini

5/15 “what did she wear to bed? a tight shirt and some booty shorts. she called them her pajamas. i told her it wasnt fair. what did i wear to bed? a tight shirt and some booty shorts.”

5/16 “it must suck to live in ohio, painted in a corner, bound by bad decisions based in fear and marching to the beat of the half dead and mediocre. no more interesting than drew carey and certainly no more handsome.”

5/17 “my yin wants me to be a preacher and my yang wants me to be a porn director.”

5/17 because im a good Christian, i let an idiot get prime real estate on the busblog to complain about yours truly

5/18 “one of the best things that los angeles has taught me is that the american dream is vastly overrated. the concept of birth school work death is fine for lots of the people from where i grew up, but i bet you if they had to do it over again some might have chosen to stray a tad from the beaten path.

5/19 after puking blood and vomiting daily i see a doctor who cures me

5/20 why michael barrett might win the busblog man of the year

5/22 its rainy here in LA. i think its cuz the caged bird isnt singing. caged bird is disappointed in my taste in girls. one day someone super cool is there. next day someone way too young is there. next day someone super annoying is there. next day someone way too dull is there with hot clothes. caged bird is a judger.”

5/23 dear britney, you shouldnt be crying. but i know why you are. its cuz life isnt fair.

5/24 im an emotional wreck. in two weeks ive met a cheerleader and a stewardess. and ive fallen for both of them. and theyve both left me. and now i feel empty and worthless and hollow and incomplete.

5/25 “at the bottom of one of those pictures below, on buzznet, is a caption that says ‘all of these nexus men now have children except tony’, and karisa asked me if i was upset about that, and i can honestly say hell to the no.”

5/27 fired from buzznet

5/29 two girls in bikinis sing the backstreet boys while yelling fire

5/30 me: raymi what are you wearing

raymi: oh sorry im, im wearing these pants i just cut into short/pants that are black cords and i look amazing. and cowboy boots, with pink and blue striped sox sticking out, and a white tank top thing and a lot of makeup

5/31 “i have a good friend who can see into the future. the bible says that its cheating if you go to a medium, but that doesnt mean that im not sometimes tempted. hell, im all the time tempted. the only thing i would ask her is how long will this summer vacation last for. that way i would know whether to go on an excellent road trip or just go to vegas for the weekend and meet japanese girls.”