Okay, this is getting ridiculous

I am still getting dollars from my friends and people who know me. That is very nice, but that’s not what this is about. If you are a friend or you know me and you want to get me something, say for my birthday on the 22nd, you can either donate to my favorite charity, Jews For Jesus or you can get me something like a George Foreman grill off my Amazon Wishlist. I appreciate you thinking of me, it’s very cool. I dont even deserve your friendship, and trust me, that’s plenty. But at least now you have options.

magic johnson bought Fatburger (the whole chain!) yesterday. me, i didnt do shit.