in a secret way, its good we had bush cheney

because now we have identified all the pussy ass bitches.

you know, the ones who think that daddy will defend them. the ones who are afraid of liquids on airplanes, michael moore, and cindy sheehan. the ones who pretend that it would have been worse before the so called war with the guy who said its the environment stupid or the one during the war who was an actual war hero.

thanks to bush cheney we know who all the people are who care more about “their” party than the constitution, who were all big fuckin tough guys when they thought they had bill clinton breaing the law, but are suddenly big sweaty vaginas when it comes to the president the vice president the ag the majority whip the minority whip and even rush limbaugh breaking more laws than nwa ever did.

and lets not even mention the torture the secret prisons and all the failed coverups.

this week bush cheney when told that they were caught (again) raping the country pulled the hair harder and shoved their stumps in just a bit deeper.

instapundit tries to spin it by saying, yeah its brutal ass rape

but.

company man all the way.

the pendulum is going to swing back and the great thing about the internet is its all going to be there for everyone to look back at and gasp.

all those people were so wrong, our kids will say.

and we’ll say yep.

and the kids will say, but when did they finally realize how wrong they were?

and we’ll say, babies, they always knew they were wrong. but they just kept letting it happen and kept saying

but

and kept standing there and watching as the shit went down that had no business going down.

they were not just part of the problem they were the problem.

are the problem.

well, part of the problem, because there are a gazillion people on the other side who are sitting around doing nothing either.

i dont know anything about rape but maybe sometimes when something so wrong happens in front of you you freeze up for a few minutes or something.

one of the best things about michael moores Sicko is that he brought up the fact that the people of France stand up and protest for the things that they want. they cause problems.

now here in LA our cops shot rubber bullets at us but the nra has been passing out guns door to door here in LA and pretty soon we’re all going to have rubber bullet guns to shoot back at the cops.

just like in france.

except just like how they improved cars and the blues and popular dancing, the blacks and mexicans of LA are pimping out these rubber bullet guns super nice.

theyre making them bigger than the cops’

and cooler.

i just got a housesitter. im going to vegas monday morn.

we were watching this crazy concert by Jeff Tweedy

on sundance called Sunken Treasure live from the Pacific Northwest where he was getting distracted by this exhuberent crowd that was talking and yelling at him and he was trying to be cool about it but then he just had to lay down the law. then he was all fuckit lets just have a sing-a-long.

maybe its being from chicago but i totally understand tweedys point of view and i can understand the crowds point of view. if im alone i just want to listen but if im with someone cool i will talk in the back.

when karisa and i were just sorta getting to know each other we were at the hollywood bowl and carlos santana was putting on a really bad show because every song sounded exactly like the record and it was boring and too clean and had no soul and no magic so we just went up to the worst seats and talked and talked.

but then i was just at the hollywood bowl for pink floyd and i was really glad that no one was talking because it was fuckin dark side man.

rarely do i procrastinate on things for work but for some reason i wasnt writing these reviews from last week. last week i went to 5 concerts in 5 days which is rare for me because i like to give concert tickets to the writers to let them enjoy the rock, but i had to see these shows. plus i wanted to see these shows.

so yesterday i wrote all five reviews in about an hour. procrastination is sweeping the nation. and its easily defeated.

talked to chris today for hours. f the delay when you call overseas. we kept stepping over each others words.

finally i just said, i bet your thong smells totally different nowadays.

she was all, excuse me, i dont wear a thong out here!

she told me that all the little boys shaved off their hair.

i said because its summer now?

she said hi im at the equator, its always summer here.

i said, because they saw a picture of me and they think im a god?

i never know what to tell her about what shes missing by not being in america. valerie bertinelli is fat and trying to lose 30 pounds off jenny craig? that paris hilton is now going to go on larry king for zero dollars instead of a million on nbc? that bush and cheney are now trying to pretend that theyre not part of the executive branch?

i told her about ron paul.

she said thats nice but if hes so smart why is he aligning himself with the most corrupt political party america has ever had?

and thats why shes my baby.

even though i will probably never smell whats going on down there again.