last night everyone noticed

when hillary’s “concession” speech was cut off so that barack could give his speech

personally, i dont see what the big deal is all about. obama is a better speaker. and a winner. and everyone loves a winner.

– why a school banned legos

– dude tries to counterfeit $100 bills… with lincoln’s face? oh zona.

– the new iPhone?

– dude gets roadrage, shoots at the dude driving too slowly in front of him, slow driver drops off the kids, tracks down the roadrager and returns fire. ah florida

– 24-year-old minister’s daughter, who also happened to be a middle school teacher, given 6 years in jail for having sex with several teenage boys. the busblog disapproves of this so called justice system.

– in other sex news, am i crazy to sorta Expect huge rockstars to cheat on their non-wives?

– beware obama, the clintons are allegedly spending $10 million to swiftboat yr black ass

– stanford decides not to charge tuition for students who’s parents earn less than $100k, and gives free room and board for students who’s parents earn less than $60k

– speaking of class, hank aaron is still the class of baseball

hey look who got interviewed by Dame magazine

right after i got hired by the Times lots of people wanted to interview me. first i let LAist interview me – zach and andy doubleteamed me – then i foolishly let another blog interview me but apparently it was lying douche day over there that day, then i let Black Webmaster interview me and then i called it quits on interviews on this story

except for one:

out of the blue, this crazy magazine called Dame (“for women who know better”) emailed me. the writer’s name was peter gilstrap. he got my email addy from bettie rinehart who i was sorta replacing. because i really liked and respected bettie i said yes to the interview.

turned out peter was a super cool guy with an amazingly deep radio-friendly voice who just happened to have excellent musical taste and even once jammed with Paul Westerberg during a wedding reception in minnesnowta(!) or wisconsin or some shit.

i remember the interview very clearly because i was on cloud 9 because i had just gotten the gig and it was finally starting to sink in. plus i was stoked to talk to someone who seemed to understand what the hell was going on.

strangely i *just* found out that the interview was online a few minutes ago, but only because i was reading LAist’s Extra Extra (to see if they had linked the Daily News’ story about the voice of Bart Simpson being the honorary mayor of Northridge) and saw my stupid name.

if the interview sounds sorta choppy and weird and hard to follow, its cuz i was super hyper that day and i cant even believe he got any of it down cuz i was talking so fast. i guess in a perfect world he woulda let me see his copy so i could clean it up to resemble something that looked like English, but life is far from perfect.

although peter’s intro is killer:

In what could be one small step for man, but a giant leap for bloggerkind, LAist editor Tony Pierce has been hired by the Los Angeles Times to oversee the paper’s 25 blogs. After a 17-month tenure at LAist.com that saw the free-wheeling, all-things-Los Angeles blog (part of a nationwide, seven city-specific chain) reach to new heights, Pierce is jumping into the ruptured belly of the newly Sam Zell-owned beast. His traditional journalism background consists of working on the school paper at UC Santa Barbara; he’s an admitted outsider to the ways of dailies.

Is it Dylan going electric? Is it a savvy move that will bring a fresh, localized awareness to the paper’s online presence via a man who knows from whence he speaks? Or will our non-mainstream hero’s edge get crushed by the machine? It all remains to be seen. Here’s what Pierce has to say about the move.

and i liked this part:

The LAist’s main demographic is 25 to 34. How does that figure with who the Times expects you to bring in?
I think one reason they’re bringing me in—as opposed to someone who’s older than me—is they wanna go younger. I think right now, their average readership is 51, and if you go to the second [i meant third] floor of the newsroom that’s the average age there too, so it makes sense that they’re speaking to their peers. But if you go upstairs to the 5th floor, the new media floor, the average is in their 20’s. So I don’t think it’ll difficult to hit that audience.

How will you do that?
Instead of showing one picture of the KROQ acoustic Christmas, how about showing 20 or 30? That’s what would lure me in to latimes.com if I was in college or high school. Not just one token photo, but an actual photo essay and some excitement behind it and a writer who understands the difference between Bad Religion and Linkin Park, and isn’t afraid of dissing both of them.

Unfortunately, I grew up reading the Times and reading Robert Hilburn, who was older than my father. It drove me crazy because I knew exactly what he was going to say about the Springtseen show before Bruce even hit the stage. I knew he was going to kiss his butt, and do the same with Public Enemy and U2, and it was really boring for me. I wished they’d put younger reporters on those stories, because I don’t want to know what the review is going to be like before I read it. I want them to challenge me as a reader, and the artists should be challenged.

But at LAist, you didn’t pander to youngsters.
I think one reason our demographic at LAist got older when I showed up was we were not afraid to embrace or diss younger people. Unfortunately young people don’t like that, and they left. Good. Have fun on Myspace.

read the whole mess here. maybe going forward i will demand all interviews in email form where i wont appear so scatterbrained and nuts. but in retrospect i was pretty insane that day. and so so happy. which isnt too far from how ive been lately. i sing a lot in my office. i still cant believe im there.

my only question: i wonder why they cut LAT publisher David Hiller out of the bottom photo on page one of the dealie. original above.

top photo by fat at the aol news hq in nyc

big brother 9 has been pretty crazy

and its only just begun. highlights from the first week of the tiffany network’s most outrageous show, hosted by the chairman’s wife:

just in the last few days… a dude got a blowjob from a “bikini barista”

there was a super huge fight the other night, that was actually sorta sad


this dude was accused of racism and his girlfriend didnt really help his case

but at least earlier he got some valentines day love from her

so basically hes a racist, his gf doesnt know if hes all the way in, and he comes in a minute. bros having the worst week ever

these barack posters are bringing in big bucks on ebay

fyi

and the people at obey giant, home of shepard fairey who made the posters, are “disappointed” by the cash grab

speaking of ebay today there was a seller protest thingie because ebay is screwing their sellers hardc0re

speaking of hardcore today kareem wrote about MMA in his LAT blog and Bruce Lee

speaking of nude lindsay lohan photos: mama mia

speaking of new LA Times blogs – lookie here, a new LA Times blog from the Metro desk called LA Now – yay!

speaking of Nirvana, congratulations Gothamist on your 5th birthday where you had The Forms play and they covered one of my favorite tunes… poorly. bad form.

speaking of birthdays, happy birthday Leah and Taylor!!

sometimes you have to get out of LA

those times usually coincide with the end of football season.

yesterday i visited our good pal danielle down in san dieger, a town i loathe. why do i hate it so? why do i wish it would break off and sink into the pacifico? for several reasons.

a) my first girlfriend ever moved there and met up with her husband, who in return treated her very poorly and broke her heart.

b) the 1984 cubs met their doom down there, no thanks to Steve Garvey and the space between leon “bull” durham’s legs

c) the once lovely and safe mcdonalds was the tragic scene of a shootout back in the day

thus giving me the impression that san dieger is nothing more than a place to piss before heading further south down to mexico

anyways danielle and i had a lovely time yesterday drinking expensive shots, downing craft beers, going to adult stores and scoring whippits, and making fun of people who she dated while watching them on new dates in old bars.

ah danielle. gorgeous as ever. maybe moreso. fun as ever, probably more so. and still single because san dieger is lame. maybe more than ever.

but it was pretty.

and moderately warm.

and into the night danielle and i ate ice cream and watched dvds of the sara silverman show and laughed and spaced out and mama mia did she look great in her sleeveless dress.

drove home late late late on the empty freeway and listened to howard stern and thanked the Lord for great friends, lack of traffic, and satelite radio – the things that separate us from apes

then in the morn i caught up on Big Brother After Dark and all i can say is omg omg omg

danielle’s blog + danielle is hot + danielle and flagrant share the same bday + first pic i ever took of danielle

our good friend keira-anne twisted her knee up pretty bad this afternoon

on victoria island in beautiful british columbia, canada.

she was having a bad week, and she has a bad job, and strangely shes still single, somehow, so i dont even wanna ask her how her valentines was, cuz you never really know if that will bring up something bad or sad or whatever

the worst thing about her twisting her knee up so bad today is snowboarding was one of her true joys in life other than cooking, blogging, posing for hot pics and being rad

so because i know i have an inordinate amount of readers up in canada, if any of you are on the island right now i was wondering if you would do me a flavor

keira anne is blue, her knee is blue, and she cant even move off her moms couch

meanwhile victoria island has natural remedies up there if you know what i mean

so… if any of you wanna bring any over to her today or tomorrow or cook some up in some brownies or whathaveyou

then go over to her site and email her and hook a sista up

and if you wanna bring over some flowers for me i will pay you back instantly via paypal

keira, besides being a knockout, is super fun and extremely nice.

the last time i was in vancity we had a beautiful time together, we drank, saw fireworks, took in a movie, we ate, we played xxx arcade games

what Didnt we do?

therefore if you could help one of your own canada, this weekend would be the right time and keira would be the right girl.

xoxoxo
tony

Kareem’s blog on the LAT

has been up for less than a week. there are already over 50 mentions in the blogosphere. these are some of my faves:

Metafilter: Inventing the Bloghook

LAist: Meet LA’s Biggest Blogger (an interview)

Chicago Tribune: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s core fitness tips

Fark: Abdul-Jabbar takes up blogging. No, not the former Miami Dolphins running back, the other one

Deadspin: It’s obvious from the get-go that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s blog is going to be a daily read.

The New Republic’s The Plank: Another Blogger for Obama… Only this one’s named Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Actually, Kareem’s whole blog is worth a read: There aren’t that many 7-foot-2 Hall-of-Famers out there who can still shoot a sky-hook and write intelligently about Herbie Hancock and the straitjacket of music genres.

Top of the Ticket: You couldn’t stop him on the court, you can’t stop him here from writing about his life and thoughts exclusively on LATimes.com.

LA Taco: Besides being one of the greatest basketball players of all time, Kareem is a noted historian, author, LA legend, and all-around amazing person. So far his blog is focusing on sports, black history, music, and politics. It rules, and so does Kareem.

Blogger & Podcasting: Help us interview Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Fishbowl LA: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Makes Us Feel Fat And Lazy

Will Campbell: The Night In Studio City That I Played One Game Of Tennis With Wilt Chamberlain

fly by night: Look who’s blogging

Yes but No but Yes: Abdul-Jabbar, the Blogger

Forum Blue and Gold: I’m late to this party, but I love Kareem’s new blog. Very smart, well rounded man.

Nikkola Media: LA Timesilla riittää pelisilmää bloggaajien valinnoissa. Kareem Abdul-Jabbarin korisblogi tästä hyvänä esimerkkinä.

Rawk Blog: Jazz historian and arguable greatest basketball player of all time Kareem Abdul-Jabbar weighs in on the merits of Herbie Hancock’s Grammy-winning album of the year, River: The Joni Letters.

Craig Smith’s Blog: Maybe they should Call it The Skyhook Blog

Immodest Proposals: Wit and Wisdom from a Perspective About a Foot Higher Than Most Anyone Else

What is Unseen: The skyhook, from the master. Yes, basketball legend Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is blogging. Which is so cool.

anyone notice that keith o. called george w. a fascist

yesterday several times?

and also, a liar many times.

shocking, i agree, but nothing was more shocking this week on tv than jane fonda saying cunt on morning television when children could be (and were watching)

but the most shocking part of it all was when meredith verio LIED by saying it was “a slip” and then LIED AGAIN by saying that they would do “nothing to offend” their audience.

pardon me, but lying to my fucking face is pretty much the MOST offensive thing you can do to me, and the clearest example of (as my bro sean quotes judge judy of saying) “peeing on my leg and telling me its raining”.

fonda was talking about the vagina monologues and describing a scene called cunt. she said it. it didnt slip. she meant it. i want nbc fined for as much money as howard stern would have been fined if it had happened on the radio. but it wont happen because the government and big business are in bed with each other in a blissful state of fascism.