google did not throw one of them

someone you know has the scoop. An excerpt:

The music was awful, a barrage of all the most repulsive sounds and beats from Techno’s Most Annoying Hits. Except these were never hits. It was music that defenders of waterboarding deem inhumane. Numbers that make “Sister Ray” sound like Mozart. The Boredoms would have shielded their ears from the noise. No amount of free liquor could have made up for the shoulder-to-shoulder masses of people having to withstand the industrial “musics” that would have even made robots queasy.

funny thing was, since so many people wanted to go and get in, most people didnt have to experience the cruddiness. they were the lucky ones.