ladies and gentlemen

and she is nicer and hotter in person than in the blawwwg world

last night we ate at my favorite sushi joint, which she quietly said was the best sushi shed ever had in her whole life (and shes asian!) then we drove around LA

then we met up with a porn star and an american apparel model and sang karaoke in Los Feliz and drank and drank

afterwards the girls took cabs to their mansion on a hill and i drifted off wondering if it had all been a beautiful dream.

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