america do you know i love you?

i do. canada too! and you too holland!

australia, the parts of mexico where they dont behead people, minnesota, aruba – i have love for all of you.

why am i overflowing with amore for all y’all?

because youre wonderful and sweet and beautiful and sex-ay.

and because i had the best meal last night with one hottie followed by some sweetness with another

and then my boss said i could work from home today to write for the politics blog

the best thing i wrote all week was this:

Two out of three Fox and Friends think ‘all terrorists are Muslim’

then your bff karisa gave me this link that allows one to get a $100 gift certificate to the best sushi place in all of LA for just $40!!!!

finally Obama has done something right!

oh wait, that’s same diff! whooo hooo peppered toro with truffle sauce it is!

mama mia!

whooo hooo!

ay carrumba!

happy weekend!

go Bears!