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leo weeknd

i didnt bet the house on the Panthers

i didnt buy a house and then bet it on the Panthers either.

i was thinking about it, but the Lord loves me and told me to have brunch with two lesbians  instead of watching the first quarter

when i got home i just tweeted it and enjoyed it  and realized oh yeah thats why i never bet on sports: im terrible at it.

funny thing happend though. after i was done tweeting, sorta like at the end of the Blues Brothers,

my computer just fell apart in a dozen pieces and died right there on my bed.

so blogging will be limited.

my fantasy hoops teams will be half staffed.

and i’ll probably get some sleep tonight.

today was our Oscars Noms Luncheon. it was cool. lots of your favorite filmmakers were there.

it was warm outside by the pool. like 80+ degrees.

theres a lot of great pictures from todays event over on our Facebook and Instagram.

I Snapchatted a bunch of it.

but now im super tired, my feet hurt, and i just want some Thai food and fall asleep.

xoxoxo

super bowl prediction

cam newton

Carolina 44, Denver 12

if i was a betting man id be in Vegas right now.

firstly i love Las Vegas, but secondly to bet everything I could on Cam and his Panthers.

much love to Peyton but he’s running on fumes.

they beat the Pats and thats nice, but the Pats were banged up and had zero running game

Cam’s Panthers are not banged up and not only can they run

but he can run too.

pretty sure the cheerleaders can run three.

can Peyton run? uh….

five points may as well be zero points cuz all its says is as long as the Panthers are a head by more than a FG you get your house back if you bet it on the Super Bowl

which i would if i was a gambler with a house who knew a bookie who would accept that parlay

which thankfully i do not because thats scary bc Cam

could

get hurt in the first quarter i suppose and then youre homeless

which is pretty much why i keep my bets small, local,

and the winner buys lunch.

no one at work would bet me lunch that Cam is gonna lose this game

this song, this performance, gives me, what the kids call, feels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD4ICwgZiBs

Lady Gaga is singing the National Anthem today at the Super Bowl

i’m sure it will be fantastic

but i wish they’d also let her sing this tune while they show a montage of what it took for these two teams to get to this stage

because both of them really are on the edge of glory

and since she’s there, may as well let her rock out

most drivers dont enjoy doing Uber pools, but i make due

brazilians and brunchers

what drivers dont like about pools is you dont get paid for the time there are two sets of people in your car.

meanwhile you have to get to two different places, wait for each group, and then drop off two times.

so basically double the work for half the rate.

“smart” drivers will never accept an uber pool, but heres what i think.

i think none of us are getting rich anyways, and some money is better than no money

so if you decline certain rides or all rides in hopes for the great big payday

that you psychically know is gonna happen, then thats you.

me, im here to drive, lets drive and see what happens.

today what happened was two very funny brentwood brunchers uber pooled to arena on main and on the way we picked up a brazilian mom daughter team going to the beach.

i made $17, it took about 17 minutes

and i woulda driven them for the rest of the day but

i needed to get back to hollywood

to pick up my xbi suit.

Sly Stallone: “Never let anyone see you frown. Ever.”

sly

You know why? Because you can’t read a smile, but you can definitely read a frown, and people do not want to see other people who are young, handsome, beautiful, talented, and making good money acting like they’ve got gigantic problems. Frowning. I mean, you want problems? Go out there into the world; there’s billions of problems. So I’d probably tell myself: never, ever, ever publicly feel sorry about yourself, talk about your terrible upbringing, mope, frown, or complain. I don’t want to hear about it. Start to get involved in other people’s lives. Be supportive of them. Be charitable. That’s the first thing. Serving other people, that’s not only the right thing to do for the world, but it’s the best thing you can do for yourself. I really believe that.

from the Bio interview

only 5 days on the market and the Cubs’ spring training cap is basically sold out

cubs spring training cap

unless you wear a size 6 7/8, you’re outta luck if you want a Cubs official spring training cap

the cubs appear to be the favorites to win the world series

and are probably faves to dominate through most of this century

after graciously giving much of the last one to the yankees, dodgers and cardinals

but this one is ours and everyone knows it so when this cute little number hit the digital shelves

they flew off like hotcakes (but why would you do that to a hotcake?)

foolishly i thought the league woulda made tons of these, so i’ve gotta find one somewhere

maybe my mom can hunt me down one back home in illinois

your boy wears a 7 1/8.

well i procrastinated again last night

rolling stone kanyei didn’t reinvent the wheel AGAIN as i planned to.

i have this weird love hate thing with making super great things. i get nervous. lightning will strike, i assume.

sometimes it does.

when i was in college i would tune in to the radio station of inspiration and LO great stuff would flow right into me.

it wasnt me. it was something Else. something better. something smarter. something cooler. something with a better way with words than 20 yr old tony.

and it frightened me like if one was working the Ouiji board and it started spelling out words youd never heard of so you write it down and then you realize the message is being told in french and backwards.

and you think: i barely know French, let alone backwards french.

so i laid off tuning in that channel for a while. but the problem is sometimes you wanna hear what that stations playing because it IS beautiful music after all. but it’s hard to find it. its like not where its always supposed to be. and it takes longer to get there, but when youre there omg youre there alright. but then before you know it it’s over. so hopefully youve gathered all the manna you can because it aint probably gonna be there tomorrow.

so thats i think what the problem is about writing this thing down. i know its great. i know its a win win for all parties. its just whats really gonna happen when it happens. so not only is the creation an energy sucking spiritual emotional journey but then youve gotta deal with the aftermath.

the whole thing makes me not wanna do it. but the weirdness is i dont think anyones gonna do it unless i do it. and if someone did it theyd make a crappy version of it. and mine will be coming from a place of love and theres will be from a place of greed. how do i know this? because everything else theyve made has come from greed which is why theyre not even thinking about this petrified forest of love.

i gotta think like kanye: just produce, just create, put on some funny pants, and create more. dont think so much.

dear tony, what if this is it

rihannaTony,

I love your blog. I haven’t been a reader for long, but I always get a chuckle out of your advice. I try to be religious but I have my doubts sometimes (a lot of times). How do you stay so positive? What if there is no afterlife? What then? – Concerned

Gentle spirit,

I suppose there could very well be no afterlife, no champagne party on the other side of the Pearly Gates, no conga line being led by Hendrix and Cobain and Marilyn Monroe.

I suppose it could be that when we die we become worm food and that’s it.

To me, spirituality is something you feel in your gut, your heart, the part of you that’s not your mind. But you asked online so let me answer you online.

When I think about things like the human body, how our lungs take oxygen and mix it with our blood and turn the whole thing into energy and life and how our blood circulates and how the antibodies in our systems work and how our skin heals and how our liver filters impurities. And yes, I think about our stomachs and intestines and how they turn that apple i ate and eventually poop it out, I think these bodies we have are the most amazing creations all by themselves – not to mention our brains which can remember things and create things and solve problems. Nor do I mention Love and all of the things that surround that unique concept.

When I put it all together I find it extremely hard to think that we are given the miracle of life to only live on this baffling crust for a blink of an eye, relatively, and then thats it.

I think theres something more. I don’t think we are sand castles on the beach that only last a few hours and then go back to the sea. I do think there are all star pants off dance offs after we die with all of your favorite people in history with truly endless shrimp.

And most importantly, bread that doesn’t make you fat.

In the meantime I think it is our duty to rock as hard as we can down here so we have something interesting to tell our heroes when we finally meet them in the buffet line, but yes I do think we will get to meet them and i think there will be something interesting to do after that.

And I think it probably involves guitars

played loudly.

anti handwashing republican with alleged KKK ties part of GOP blockage

thom and grassley

Sen. Thom Tillis, (R-NC) – seen here with the blue tie with Sen. Charles Grassley, (R-Iowa) –  is one of the GOP lawmakers who have seemingly agreed to stop any Obama nominated judge from being confirmed until the president is out of office.

A year ago today Tillis, who was then a Freshman senator, was exposed as someone who thought it might be a good idea to let restaurants “opt out” of the requirement that its employees wash their hands after using the restroom.

“I don’t have any problem with Starbucks if they choose to opt out of this policy as long as the post a sign that says ‘We don’t require our employees to wash their hands after leaving the restrooms.’ The market will take care of that,” Tillis said. There’s even video of him saying it clearly on C-SPAN.

“That’s probably one where every business that did that would go out of business,” he added. “But I think it’s good to illustrate the point that that’s the sort of mentality that we need to have to reduce the regulatory burden on this country.”

handwashingThat’s correct, the senator thinks that the law requiring one to washing ones hands after taking a dump is a burden.

Just a few months ago the hacktivist group Anonymous claimed the Republican from Huntersville is involved with the KKK. Tillis was among a list of political figures that the group claimed had ties with the hate group.

While the allegation has yet to be proven, Tillis is in favor of strict North Carolina voter ID laws that have been proven to keep minorities from voting. Tillis argues that such voting laws curb “widespread” voting fraud, but the enemy of many Republicans, science, has shown that of 1 billion votes cast since 2000 just 31 cases have been proven to be fraudulent.

Regardless, Tillis is one of the GOP lawmakers who voted against the confirmation of Wilhelmina Wright, an African-American judge who was successfully confirmed as an Associate Justice of the Minnesota Supreme Court; which many in the GOP says will be one of the last of the Obama-appointed judges to be confirmed this year.

“There is a point at which, traditionally, no additional judicial nominees are considered until the election,” Senate Majority Whip John Cornyn (R-TX), said referring to the election in November.

In 2015, the Republican-controlled Senate confirmed a mere 173 total civilian nominees, according to the Congressional Research Service, about 100 fewer than were confirmed in 2007 when a Democratic Senate took over during the last two years of George W. Bush’s presidency.

i am procrastinating something super big

kim and amberthe question is why?

most of me knows this would be a fantastic thing. most of me knows this would help people including myself and people i like. a real win-win.

and its so weird. all i have to do is write it down.

write!

ive been writing since i was in the womb! (sorry ma)

and i did start writing it a few weeks ago but now i dont even wanna read what i wrote back then. all ive gotta do is go back to it, edit it, improve on it and send it off.

the person i need to send it to likes me (i think) and respects me (i think) and would probably say oh hell yes (i think). and thats the way you should write people. make believe they cant wait to read what youre about to say.

but what if im wrong? what if its a bad idea. what if it would hurt the reputation of this person? what if it makes me look like a doo doo head. BUT I AM A DOO DOO HEAD! i am a doo doo head with a great idea. (the best kind of doo doo head.)

tonight i should really do this, but tonight i wanna see a screening of Creed. i also want to Uber because i havent Ubered successfully in a while. last night i drove around and made zero dollars. my jack in the box budget is more than zero dollars. so the plan is to uber for a few hours after work and then see this Oscar nominated film.

but then when will i have time to write this groundbreaking email? tomorrow?

fine, tomorrow.

(famouslastwords)