i like to spit. i like to wear bathing suit shorts with pockets. i like to listen to heavy metal created as close to Hell as possible. i like to bring pretty girls flowers.
i like to eat meat, drink dark beer, and watch ESPN.
i enjoy the Miss Universe pageant. and farting.
i drive a car thats japanese and has dents. it was made in 1994.
its a good car. a reliable car. but when i crank my metal it doesnt sound evil.
and the cup holders cannot handle the girth of the beverages i receive from the drive thru
when i honk my horn it sounds like a duck on its last days.
i want a horn that will make people pee their pants.
i want a car that says get the eff out of my way THIS IS THE FAST LANE.
i want a car with a back seat so i can say come on baby lets live the american dream.
i dont care if a car is a hybrid. i dont want an SUV.
i dont want a car with a video camera pointed backwards because unlike oh so many i know how to parallel park – i am a man.
strangely there are very few cars that make me say: yes, you deserve me.
but this car, despite being a dodge, caught my attention.
prepare to be test driven, retro american beast.
Have you seen the new Camaro? Bitchin’. <a href=”http://www.chevrolet.com/camaro/”>http://www.chevrolet.com/camaro/</a>
even test drove it! the back seat was lacking. the heads up display was cool. but i was not blown away. maybe the 2011 SS will convince me otherwise
all those things are fine except the spitting. Seeing someone spit makes me gag and seeing a big wet loogy on the sidewalk makes me heave. If I stepped in it, I’d puke for sure. I’m sort of on the side for caning of public spitters.
couldnt agree more about the loogies.
i have a small gap between my front teeth which provides a way to pull off a far classier “theet” stream of spittle that flies high and long and archs and disappears within seconds of its touchdown. its artistic, not disgusting.
yes!! i sat in one at the fair and it was awesome, i wanted one. would love to drive it. have fun!
And all God’s people said, Amen.