theres a theory that you cant get 71 comments

unless you leave the post up on top for at least a day. i say fuck that.

i say my readers will comment their ass off, and they’ll get as many as my hot blonde blogger friend.

me and karisa are about to go see zwan, if she ever gets over here.

the girl parties all night every night, but the only time she works out is right before she hangs out with me.

every time.

like every girl in america, she gets on the scale and screams and asks for a second opinoin.

so since she only runs through the canyons before she goes out with me, maybe she should hang out with me more.

i saw zwan a few years ago at the roxy. was it with her?

all i remember was i got the lord of the rings guy’s autograph after the show for ashley.

frodo.

frodo baggins.

ashley used to be in love with him.

i want to have an auction for my upper left hand link.

a few years ago i auctioned off a link from my links page, this year i would like to auction one off on my blog page.

i want to see if Blogshares is right about the value of one of my outgoing links.

it’s a pretty unscientific test, but arent those the best kind?

when ever i get it up, bidding will start at a buck.

the link will stay up for the month of may.

the month in which so many of my good friends were born.

oh, look at this

moxie put this picture of herself

up on her blog the other day and got 71 comments.

i would like to get 71 comments.

i think what helped was that a lot of the people either talked about how hot moxie looked, or they put in quotes from their favorite movie lines.

movie lines are ok, but also feel free to comment on any changes or improvements that you’d like to see to the busblog.

one of the interesting things that i get to see are the good suggestions that people make.

a lot of times they say dont change a thing.

sometimes i do what they suggest.

for example, there could easilly be a lot of nudity on the busblog. i mean, i am pro-nude, after all.

some of it is an extension of my religious beliefs. i am a Christian and most of us feel that the human body is a beautiful reflection of God’s amazing creations.

when adam and eve ate from the tree and covered themselves, it wasnt because anyone said the human body was bad, they just felt embarrassed, and that sort of dumbass reaction was what tipped God off into knowing that something was wrong in the garden.

He never said that they should be covering themselves.

anyway, long ago i got some good advice to stay away from the nudes on the blog since a lot of people would like to read it while they are at work.

once i got an email from someone who said that his network at work was blocking the busblog from being accessed because of its adult content.

i didnt have any adult content so i emailed their IT guy who said that it wasnt cause of my content it was cuz too many people were going to it too often and it had nothing to do with their work.

everything is context.

when chris and i were doing laundry yesterday we saw this big muscleman guy stuff newspapers in his clothes.

he had finished his laundry but i saw he was putting a lot of it on.

then it looked like he had a huge diaper on.

then he kept putting newspaper down his shirt, up the sleeves, down the pants.

i tried not to stare, but come on.

later chris said, do you think its cuz he’s homeless and thats how you stay warm?

i said, maybe he’s about to go get his ass kicked.

moxie + madpony