karisa dared me to watch

all of the hbo dramedy big love and im always up for a dare.

it is a dark and creepy show. my girlfriend chloe sivengy is so unlikeable its bizarre. hopefully we will see her express a few nice sides. but i doubt it. i dont know why im rooting for this dude, hes so bland and undeserving of his two decent wives.

and where are the orgies? im totally serious, why have a bunch of wives if youre still gonna stay uptight about sex? present to me a television series when the characters have something to teach me.

which is why harry dean stanton steals every scene. the show should be about him. hes got the band the girls and the money. hes got a wife whos younger than any of bill paxtons wives. and he rides around in a hummer.

BellSouth officials denied Friday that they had blocked consumer sites MySpace and YouTube, although customers in Florida and Tennessee said that they were unable to access them.pc magazine

in my day you had to walk in the woods if you wanted to pictures of hot chicks. the kids have everything these days. i hate them.

you know how often mike royko wrote in a week? five times.

and he had a lot of one sentence paragraphs

if you know what i mean.

yes but those were the days when the paper cost a dime and a movie cost a dollar and everywehre in chicago and the suburbs was area code 312.

wouldnt it be just my luck if bell south was legally allowed to block myspace and youtube, and a bunch of other carriers followed suit, and buzznet exploded from people trying to do their thing?

actually that would make me very happy if it happened. especially that way.

today is lianas last day at look look.

a year ago today karisa didnt work where she works now, chris lived in america, my other buddy chris had his own business still, welch was at reason

everything changes baby thats a fact
but maybe everything that dies some day come back
put your makeup on, fix your hair up pretty
and meet me tonight in atlantic city

cnn video via panasonicyouth + the daily peep + full atlantic city lyrics which i dont completely agree with

being unemployed means

having time to read fox news dot com. and the view. and the today show. and regis and kelly.

In honor of the new Jennifer Aniston-Vince Vaughn flick “The Break-Up,” which opens Friday, Universal Pictures and Budweiser have declared June 2 “National Break-Up Day.”

so because brad dumped jen we’ve all gotta break up? hmmmmm. not quite sure im into that one.

i slept on the couch last night because i didnt want to believe that i was getting sleepy at 3am. i also didnt want to sleep all day. its gorgeous here in los angeles and its 10:46am and if i were to drive somewhere like san diego now would be a good time to jump in the shower.

heres the only problem with san diego, as much as i love danielle, i hate san diego. i want it to fall into the ocean. i want then for there to be a vortex and it gets sucked into the vortex. then i want the vortex to implode or get trapped in a mine or a well.

you know who would try to get san diego out of a mine? old people. but old people have very bad backs so they wouldnt be able to get san diego out of the mine or well and it would just die there as the cameras rolled.

and after a while it would begin to smell.

and people would blame tijuana.

i have two options for next week. i could get in a car and start driving. or i could hang out in my house and wake up at noon and go to the cinema every day with a newly unemployed cuban girl.

who has a boyfriend.

however i thought i saw a billboard that said what happens at the grove stays at the grove. because generally i would prefer that.

its 11:30am. they say its gonna be a hot one.

i need a laptop.

or a summer college intern with a laptop.

a very special melting dolls + courtney + zulieka + no healani

questions from the comments

q. should we turf our buzznet swag now???

pitt

a. if i had a blog as cool as yours general pitt, and if i was tired of something i wouldnt turf anything. id auction it off for beaucoup delores.

q. your vacation should mention that a canadian team will win the stanley cup.

PatZ

a. i should mention that im rooting fo the canadian team because there has been nothing better than to see the fireworks, shopping carts, and bosoms on the blue mile.

north of isla vista that is.

q. what did i just watch?

brandon pennington

a. what you saw was proof that the kids are alright. those two young ladies as well as the children on wonder showzen (video, above) make me want to reproduce or better yet adopt, but only the funny ones.

one of the girls was singing a backstreet boys song while the other screamed fire.

ive never been that excellent in any of my 113 years of life, god bless their souls.

q. Tony when are you mailing me your dirty socks? I gave you my address a week ago!

Nikki P.

a. i love these ploys for my old socks. good try.

however it is nice to see that leck got my old keyboard.

q. Im still annoyed that technorati includes myspace as “blogs”. Just cause they put the heading “blog” on it.. don’t mean its a blog. fucking myspace.

bicyclemark

a. i too was pretty surprised when i saw myspace blogs being indexed in technorati. but as you can see from these entries, they possess a certain je nais say kwah.

you know one result ive ever seen on technorati? one from a yahoo 360 page.

whos the biggest yahoo 360 blogger?

no, i say allow the myspace bloggers. especially jenna.

the question is what would bukowski do.

and i think i know. i think he would go to hollywood park.

tomorrows thursday and i was thinking about going to san diego and taking danielle out for dinner and a movie. then maybe escape to mexico on friday to take some pictures for you.

then spend the night alone out there in that wilderness. no cheerleaders, no computer, no tivo. just a few beers. not too many.

i used to rent a room from a very nice lady. bukowski would have done that. and she would go to tijuana once a month to volunteer at a church down there. its probably a good idea to donate something to them on the way down. and hotels are so easy, anything with a jacuzzi in the room.

danielle was an angel in my life during a very tough time when i was at e! i was super paranoid that i was going to get canned any minute, and then danielle got hired and this chick who sat next to her came over to my desk and was all youre going to love danielle and i was all wha and we met twenty minutes later and we went to get bagels and had lunch almost every day and had several photo shoots along the way.

now she lives in san diego. a town that gets no love from the busblog.

not only did it suck my first girlfriend ever into its mighty vortex but it was the scene of the crime known as the 1984 national league playoffs of which we’ve already said too much.

but i miss danielle and i want to see her and today i was so bored i went to the burbank target and walked around and realized i spent a whopping eight dollars. one thing i learned about the target in the middle of the day – no ones in a damn rush. everythings free and easy.

today i wrote a little something over at thought mechanics about dan akyroyd putting out a dvd about ufos and how he believes in them.

i got the idea from 1)going to the frys in burbank today, and 2)reading sploid

the burbank frys of course is the huge electronics store that looks like its been invaded by aliens.

sploid is the only blog i know of that gets as many hits as it does inspite/despite their love of all things ufoish.

last night i hosted the tsar afterparty again.

why not. everyone was there and it was wilder than the last time.

its funny, as great as last night was, i really dont feel like rehashing it.

but i will try.

because you had to put up with that naked guy all day.

naked guy was even at the party. he was clothed and equipped with a smoking hot girlfriend. we were all drunk so i asked him all the questions people were too shy to ask.

have you ever been naked on stage before?

no.

who called the police on you in pittsburgh?

the hotel desk chick.

was she old?

no she was young.

did you see those gay guys totally loving your nudity?

yes!

did that freak you out at all?

no!

then i poured him some absinthe and decided that he was an ok guy.

he is an ok guy.

people lost their keys and their cellphones. i found some barrettes on the floor this morning. i had a terrible hangover. it took most of the day to recover.

im still recovering and now its bedtime.

all i have to say is im a lucky man and i have some great friends and some of my friends play in the best band in america, and that includes both north and south america.

and i have some great neighbors who put up with a much louder party than the other week.

and i live a blessed life, which i dont deserve, but i totally appreciate.

and the cubs totally won after 15 innings thanks to sammy sosa who is back

and now the cubs are unstoppable.

a photo essay of the event