im glad i have no kids to have to explain how
a) bushie was allowed to be president for two terms
b) how leno beats letterman in the ratings
other than to instill in them that life is not fair.
im glad i have no kids to have to explain how
a) bushie was allowed to be president for two terms
b) how leno beats letterman in the ratings
other than to instill in them that life is not fair.
but i can.
4:43 AM Chris: you are up! wow! i was just reading your blog. are you ok? questioning god?? you?
me: baby you know better than to pay attention to that. i had this chick over from fox here the night before i wrote that and she was drunk and saying how she was drunk and she didnt care and that she wanted to go to bed with me and i was all hmmmm and i thought to myself that its rape if you bang drunk girls so i said i will sleep on the couch
4:44 AM but wouldnt let me sleep on the couch, so she made me sleep in my bed with her.
Chris: okay. weird post.
4:45 AM me: yes
Chris: you not wanting action??
me: just waiting on you baby
Chris: yeah, right. ha
me: well last night i went out with the one who a few years ago ran out of my house after i showed her my drivers liscense. it was fun. i felt odd in a good way.
Chris: that’s awesome.
4:46 AM me: i might take her to see the Jesus and Mary Chain on thursday if she ever decides to write me back. scarlett johannson might sing backup for them
Chris: no way. that sounds fun!
4:47 AM me: indeed, and then the next day starts Coachella, friday is bjork, arcade fire, and sonic youth
4:48 AM Chris: unbelievable. i’m missing a lot!
including you.
me: awwww
youre not gonna miss that much. and it will be expensive and hot
Chris: yeah. it’s damn expensive.
karisa doesn’t want to go?
4:50 AM me: hmmm, i never really asked her since its three days long
but i guess she might want to go for one day
however her arm is still in a cast so maybe not
i miss you so baby
i think of you every day
Chris: i think of you too.
4:51 AM when i read some things on your blog…i know some aren’t true…
but i don’t want you to be too lonely.
me: thanks baby
im not at all lonely
in the slightest
4:52 AM Chris: ok. good.
where did you get the picture your latest post? that was an awesome photo.
me: ahahah thats old. that is like 2 years old i guess
4:56 AM when i was dating kirstin dunst
Chris: the photo?? ah
me: i took her to antis house and thats his crazy big bong
that was for 4/20 day’s post. you should teach the africans kids about 4/20 😉
Chris: ha mmm no.
me: ahaha ok
i thought of you today because i was watching a hitchcock movie that id never seen
and we saw so many together
Chris: which one?
4:59 AM me: foreign correspondent, 1940
Chris: don’t think i’ve seen that one either! i thought of you this weekend also because i watched little miss sunshine…
me: oh you did! did you love it?!!?1
5:00 AM Chris: yes! it was awesome. everyone was perfect in it too.
me: ahahaah how on earth did you get it?
bootleg or something?
5:01 AM Chris: there’s a movie “rental” place in mukono, 45 minutes away.
it’s a decent copy.
me: wow!
Chris: he had a ton of movies…
5:02 AM me: dvd rentals in a third world country? in one of the poorest places in the world?
5:03 AM Chris: well, it’s weird. you pay 20,000 for a membership… which is about 10 bucks. most people end up renting the dvd and then “vanishing”.
you can rent as many as you want. kind of a dumb buisness….because there’s no license, credit card.
5:04 AM but! he lets teresa and me rent as many as we want. because we return them.
me: so insane
Chris: yep. the life that is uganda.
endless stories.
5:05 AM me: i hope youre writing them down!
Chris: some.
need to write more.
but seriously tony.
everything is crazy here.
Chris: yesterday, i saw a girl have one of the worst epileptic fits i’ve seen in a long time here.
it was so bad she urinated on herself.
me: oh no!
Chris: the person responsible had “forgtten’ to give her meds for 2 days.
poor girl.
5:08 AM me: the tribe should stone the one responsible!!
Chris: haha
no, no.
the girl also needs to learn to go to the matron for meds.
it’s both…
5:09 AM i’m finding solace in movies at the moment.
me: good idea
Chris: seems to help.
i love them.
at first i didn’t here becuase i would actually get homesick becuase the reality is so different.
but now, i’m happy. also the entire 2nd season of CSI
watched all night last night.
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5:20 AM Chris: awesome.
hey tony…
i’ve gotta run.
i’lll try to find you again soon this week.
so happy you were online!
5:21 AM me: me too!
Chris: i didn’t say hi because i assumed you would be asleep.
won’t make that mistake again.
me: ahahah
you never know
i love you baby
oxoxoxoxx
Chris: it’s true.
me: keep saving the world
Chris: lots of love to yo too….
xoxoxox
haha
not saving the world.
5:22 AM hardly.
oh.
you will like this.
http://www.richardwardopticians.co.uk/home.asp
Select the ‘Uganda Bound’ link at the bottom of the page. 🙂
5:23 AM me: ok will do!
Chris: the nice opticians mention me.
very sweet.
they are the generous ones.
xo