i have 9, now 8 minutes to go before i head off to lunch. so lets get a post in here and tell you whats going through my mind.

whats chapping my hide, if thats what you call it is the Curious Case of the Stolen Bike.

i have a bike i never ride and it sits in my kitchen that i never use.

the other day i noticed it was missing. now i have a maid and zero roommates. and sometimes i forget to shut my front door.

i dont think my maid took it cuz she loves me and vice versa. which makes me think that while she was cleaning my house she left the back door open and maybe she moved my bike near the door and someone just stole it.

water under the bridge.

what bugs me is i noticed my easter basket was stolen!

now that i cant stand.

seriously, who goes into a home, steals a bike and then says mmmmm M&M’s!?

i can understand if youre unemployed. i can understand if youre hungry and have kids at home waiting for food. but jelly beans? granted, thats the closest thing to “food” that i have, but come on.

plus it helps me triangulate when the bike was jacked.

all i know is i may soon have a web cam streaming from my many mansions. waiting to catch a theif.

cuz im fancy sometimes

so fancy i took off my dodger cap that i just bought at the gas station.

im not a huge fan of the dodgers, but theyre the local team,

and i love these hats that are in the colors of their biggest rivals.

like they have these green and yellow Giants caps

or the blue and white Angels caps.

this was a black and white Dodgers cap. subtle, but definately

a tip of the cap

to the dreaded new york baseball yankees.

so i took off my hat and placed it upside down at my feet and dug into the menu.

my accomplice saw that in this fancy steakhouse was written these words in the menu

“Lettuce Wedge – Classic and simple. If you feel like tossing your own salad! LOL. $7”

it was so hilarious on so many levels that i totally forgot my cap as we exited.

so yes, for those of you who arent familiar, beverly hills knows how to party.