youd know ive been listening to the Zoggs a lot

i have the worst car cd player. its really a Sirius satellite radio with a cd player, but the cd player feels second-rate, so it’s super finicky if you put a burned cd in it.

one of its quirks is it will just play whatever damn song it wants.

and then it wont spit out the cd when you wanna take it inside. or omg switch it to something else

so you have to be extremely careful whenever you have the chance to make a switcheroonie.

the other day i got the new Zoggs record in the mail and i put it in the passenger’s seat just so if i got lucky at a stop light i could yank the Oreska Band disc out and put the Zoggs in. after hundreds of attempts the lights just blinked but nothing came out.

other day for no rhyme or reason when i pressed eject it popped out. then in went the Zoggs.

dont really know what happened in the last few weeks on howard stern because the soothing surf punk has been the soundtrack of alot of this april.

then yesterday i found this video some guy made along with some bmx racing from Arizona of all places.

someone told me that Coulter, Tsar’s drummer is playing drums in The Zoggs but you know how people just like to talk.

is endless, no need to email me any further. with nothing but LOLs.

the only thing i like is that unleashed‘s lindsay took the pic

believe it!

better yet, join me in the chat and ask me the tough questions!

Friday, 11am, be there!

i dont know what it is

i only know they want me

gen y for get about wheres your led zeppelin

the question is wheres yr janes addiction

problem is you keep watching american idol

so that will be your Senior Gift to the world

this was ours

dont you wanna be free?

dont you wanna be able to accept an all expense paid junket to japan?

why would you wanna be chained to me?

i am so out of control. im so not the future of blogging. im so not the right man for your kids.

my little niece cute as can be, is sad that not many people are gonna be going to her First Communion.

my mom called me first on my landline then at my office line to tell me that shes sad.

i was all ma, that kid has everything – huge house, a nanny, the greatest grammy ever. its time for her to learn a valueable life lesson:

Disappointment will follow you like a Shadow.

my mom was all, she loves you, she wants her uncle to be around her.

i was all, ma, i was a terrible brother, im a heart-attack inducing son, and im the meanest uncle.

she sighed and said, all im saying is if she got a card from her uncle it would be very nice.

so i said, oh i will send her a card, all right. DEAR LITTLE GIRL….

suddenly my mom saw the error of her ways

LOOK AROUND YOU, COUNT THE SQUARE FOOTAGE OF YR HOME, WHEN I WAS YR AGE

thats fine tony, no need to write a card, she said

AND ANOTHER THING, COUNT THE CHANNELS ON YR TV, WE HAD 5 CHANNELS WHEN WE WERE IN 2nd GRADe!

im hanging up now

YOU HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT FOR CHRISSAKE, YOU DONT EVER GET TO COMPLAIN OR BE SAD

then me and my mom talked about Wii

but if i ever find my sisters mailing address, that little kid’s gonna get the most awesomely freaky first communion card any niece ever got in her lyfe.