maybe i missed a lot by not going to Coachella this year

there were bikini girls im being told who were gorgeous

there were bands im being told who were rockin and magical

and from all reports there was a lot of drug and alcohol abuse which led to comedy like this.

so glad i simply drink diet pepsi these days and eat sushi.

for you wont be seeing me in situations like this.

love though how my man still tried to address the ladies despite his issues with balance