than live television and kids with tshirts

youd think itd be hard enough just going through life, let alone having me as your brother. growing up i was even more evil than i am now. now its mostly kept under wraps. but when i was young my imagination was vivid and endless.

if there was kiddie valium i should have been on it, instead i was handed bottles of coke, orange soda, and bags of doritos. opposite of valium.

my sister some how practiced the path of the straight and narrow. sure she did this thing or that thing but for the most part she kept it local got married at a reasonable age had kids and now lives in a great neighborhood with two wonderful kids.

and you’ll say oh thats fine but such is the way of the miscreant, they write better blogs. to which id retort au contraire. if my sister blogged shed be one of your faves.

she knows politics sports real estate fashion law

but the best of her achievements are her children of which she could write about too.

kyla and tyler are beautiful happy very smart kids.

they make you feel better about the future.

i know that if the little girl becomes president people would be given huge tax relief for each puppy they own

and i know that if the boy becomes president there will be national bowling days to benefit the poor.

happy birthday angie, enjoy your special day!

some say im supposed to rush out and shop til i drop. some say i should buy nothing

ive been watching movies ive never seen before.

home alone

slumdog millionaire

serbian film

i dont know why im finding this holiday season annoying but i am

i would rather be somewhere thats warm and has zero christmas decorations

a place like where my truest is going, uganda, where they celebrate the spirit not the stuff

shes going there to be with the orphans and sick and the sweet nuns who take care of errrybody

i guess i never realize how much time i spend with her until shes gone and im streaming netflix eating bagel after bagel after bagel

there was this business that was next door to my house. i never realized how loud they were until they went out of business.

now its so quiet here.

i wonder if im the loudest thing on this block.

so eat up

karisa had a few close friends over. strangely i was also invited.

cousin dave made some delicious string bean casserole and tons of gravy

neighbor mary mashed up the taters while rockin the boots

even the kitty got a little something special in his bowl.

there was almost a fatal accident starring an electrical device and running water

not only did everyone survive, but afterwards we enjoyed an uplifting award winning film that maybe wasnt the best after eating