she said lets take lots of drugs and make out.

i said but im already on lots of drugs. and she leaned over my shoulder and looked at my email.

i said excuse me.

she said, fine, mr honesty what do you have to hide in your email box?

i said, first of all, its not mr honesty, its mr nothing in here is true.

and she said all you men are alike. i said i know very few men, and i would certainly hesitate before i called myself one.

she said, what on earth are you saying?

i said i nearly started crying the other day, thats not very manly. she said what on earth?

i said, if i had a car i would have.

she said, so what did you do?

i said, i rented a car.