FIRSTS

First job: papergirl

First self purchased CD: cd? Madonna “Borderline” was before cd’s, right? CD- no clue.

First piercing/tattoo: emeralds in my ears at age 5- and a sun on my ankle at 18.

First true love: Derek (puke)

First enemy: lynn cyr (poor girl)

LASTS

Last big car ride: to las Vegas with angel in mid-feb.

Last kiss: My boyfriend yesterday morning.

Last library book checked out: last books I bought were “wicked”, “candide”, “dubliners” & “deadeye dick”. No library in awhile L

Last movie seen: Starsky & Hutch – two stars

Last beverage drank: water

Last food consumed: cottage cheese w/strawberries

Last phone call: bf

CD played: Jay-Z- the black album

Last annoyance: my drive to work this morning

Last pop drank: coca-cola

Last ice cream eaten: fudge tracks light

Last time scolded: last weekend

Last shirt worn: my blue adidas

I….

I AM: slightly bored

I WANT: to always have fun

I HAVE: a good life

I WISH: my best friends lived closer

I HATE: celery and any types of beans and any type of violence

I FEAR: becoming boring

I HEAR: the very cheerful secretary behind me

I SEARCH: for good times

I WONDER: where I’ll be in 5 years from now

I REGRET: smoking for so long

I LOVE: my friends and family… and vegas

I ALWAYS: want to see/hear/learn something new

I AM NOT: angry

I DANCE: in my car and in da clubs

I SING: when i drive

I CRY: not as much as I should

YES or NO:

YOU KEEP A DIARY: no

YOU LIKE TO COOK: yes!

YOU HAVE A SECRET YOU HAVE NOT SHARED WITH ANYONE: tons

DO YOU…?

HAVE A CRUSH: just on my bf

WANT TO GET MARRIED: I don’t know…

GET MOTION SICKNESS: only when moving backwards

THINK YOURE A HEALTH FREAK: yeah… Sigh…

CURRENT HAIR COLOR: blondish-brownish

EYE COLOR: blue!

BIRTHPLACE: holysmoke, mass

FAVORITES

NUMBER: 12

COLOR: blue to see, black to wear

DAY: sunny days- but preferably sunny saturdays

MONTH: august

SONG(S): depends on my mood.

SEASON: are there different seasons here?

DRINK: watchusett blueberry when on the east and sierra Nevada when I am way out west. And champagne anywhere and everywhere in between.

PREFERENCES

CUDDLE OR MAKE OUT: make out

CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: neither. Not a huge chocolate fan

MILK, DARK OR WHITE CHOCOLATE: white

VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: I like sugar candy.

IN THE LAST 24 HRS, HAVE YOU…

CRIED? No.

HELPED SOMEONE? I think so.

BOUGHT SOMETHING? No.

GOTTEN SICK? Yes!

GONE TO THE MOVIES? no

SAID ‘i love you’?: no

WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: hell no

TALKED TO AN EX?: yes, oddly- if im counts!

MISSED AN EX?: no

WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL?: kind of.

HAD A SERIOUS TALK?: yeah.

MISSED SOMEONE? yes

HUGGED SOMEONE? no

MADE A BOY MOAN? Unfortunately not

kerrie carnes + souptree

but the question is, do i hate the yankees more than the republicans? no. because even though the yankees cheat and steal and dont play fair, nobody ever dies. my life isnt affected by george steinbrenner directly. gas prices dont change when they sign their fourth $100 million player.

it’s also hard to root against republicans cuz thats like rooting against your left foot. i can boo the yanks all day long and i can boo the president but i cant really root against him because thats like hoping america fails and i wouldnt ever want that. ever. which is one huge difference between lefties and the others. the lefties at least understand that even when the election is stolen, you cant actually Hope for the biggest budget deficit of all time and the highest gas prices ever cuz thats not good for the world.

the yankees going on a 100 year losing streak, however, is good for the world. if derek jeter and a.rod slipped in the shower today, strangely that would be good for baseball. but if osama continues to run free thats not good for america or the world.

and even if he’s caught under bush’s watch that doesnt mean that bush should get re-elected.

unless bush catches him himself.

singlehandedly.

which is another difference between the liberals and the o’reillys. the right hated clinton so damn much they wouldnt have been cool with him no matter what he did. not surpluses or prosperity or peace or growth or anything. he wore the wrong color hat so he was hated. blindly hated. no matter how good he was for the country and the world. blowjobs dont matter so much when you think about how a man is doing for his country and for the planet. nor should they.

but republicans are so uptight about sex be it via gay marriage or radio talk show hosts or nipples on the superbowl that they couldnt care less what it does to the country they want it out of their face. even if its not in their face. and thats why they suck worse than the yankees.

ultimately i suppose we need the dark side. we need the so called establishment. regardless of how damaging they are to everyone around them. how ugly they play. how they abuse the spirit of the rules.

we need them to feel better about ourselves.

no matter how big a fuckup i am now or will be in the future, i will never be as big a loser as the president of the united states who wipes his ass with the constitution, who has lockjaw from blowing the rich, and whose fist stinks from fisting freedom.

and no matter how hard im destined to fail one day, it wont be as bad as when the yankees dont win the world series this year despite having a rod, jeter, giambi, matsui, posada, bernie, and shef.

in the end, baseball is great because you cannot buy a world series. you can buy a team but you cant buy a title.

some things, mr. president, can not be stolen.

and thats why bush sucked as a baseball owner.

but we cubfans thank you for trading away sammy sosa.

like i said, there is a reason for the darkside.

its to make us feel better.

sk smith + moxie + sheila o’malley

First job: crew memember, McDonald’s

First screen name: Hewhorocksmightilly

First self purchased CD: Dire Straits: Making Movies

First piercing/tattoo: the bible is against tattoos, sigh.

First true love: Mary

First enemy: Joe Stillo, didnt last long

LASTS

Last big car ride: to Isla Vista with Bunny

Last kiss: Miss Montreal, this morn

Last library book checked out: Long Talking Bad Condition Blues, Ronald Sukenick

Last movie seen: Starsky & Hutch – two stars

Last beverage drank: Minute Maid orange juice

Last food consumed: poppy seed bagel w/ cream cheese

Last phone call: work related, blah

CD played: Jay-Z, MTV Unplugged

Last annoyance: the fact my phone never stops rinigng

Last pop drank: diet dr. pepper

Last ice cream eaten: mint chocolate chip

Last time scolded: yesterday by the man

Last shirt worn: Gorillaz, bootleg concert longsleeve

I….

I AM: dumb

I WANT: a writing job

I HAVE: amazingly good luck

I WISH: more than i apply

I HATE: the president and the congress

I FEAR: that I will die without accomplishing anything cool

I HEAR: the View through my earpeice

I SEARCH: for links to the busblog (blush)

I WONDER: when i will ever grow up

I REGRET: not going to Prauge in the 90s with my pals

I LOVE: you

I ALWAYS: want to blog more

I AM NOT: as happy as i appear

I DANCE: more than you think

I SING: when i drive

I CRY: about once every two years

YES or NO:

YOU KEEP A DIARY: no

YOU LIKE TO COOK: no

YOU HAVE A SECRET YOU HAVE NOT SHARED WITH ANYONE: i have no secrets

DO YOU…?

HAVE A CRUSH: not really

WANT TO GET MARRIED: yes

GET MOTION SICKNESS: rarely but it does happen

THINK YOURE A HEALTH FREAK: no, but i am a clean hands freak

CURRENT HAIR COLOR: bald

EYE COLOR: bloodshot

BIRTHPLACE: washington dc

FAVORITES

NUMBER: 97.1, howard stern baby

COLOR: black

DAY: opening day

MONTH: october

SONG(S): wrong, tsar

SEASON: bikini

DRINK: captn and coke

PREFERENCES

CUDDLE OR MAKE OUT: make out

CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: chocolate milk

MILK, DARK OR WHITE CHOCOLATE: dark

VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: chocolate

IN THE LAST 24 HRS, HAVE YOU…

CRIED? no

HELPED SOMEONE? if you want to put it that way.

BOUGHT SOMETHING? yes. foods. drinks.

GOTTEN SICK? no. sneezed though.

GONE TO THE MOVIES? no

SAID ‘i love you’?: no

WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: hell no

TALKED TO AN EX?: no, weirdly

MISSED AN EX?: no

WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL?: if you count this.

HAD A SERIOUS TALK?: Yes

MISSED SOMEONE? yes

HUGGED SOMEONE? yes

MADE A GIRL MOAN? oh yes

got this from mesawyou who got it from sepi and i would like karisa to do it