apparently he has two stents in his heart.

doesnt sound like something youd wish on anyone.

and for all the wrong reasons. but usually that love sticks around.

if you havent noticed im friends with almost all of my ex gfs.

indeed my valentines is an ex.

not sure what we’re going to do on sunday but it will be muy romantico.

why? why not.

im thinking about getting a motel in a bad part of town and getting a bunch of props and filling the room with the stuff including smoke machines and strobe lights and trippy music.

and flowers.

and filling the bathtub with jello.

which would take a long time, i know, but theres these dudes that stand outside the home depot and they swear they’ll do pretty much any task youve got for them.

yo i need you to make all this jello and then bring it to the no tell motel and fill a bathtub with the jello.

no problemo boss, they’ll say.

and there will be balloons and pizza.

all the things she never got when we were officially together.

candles…

When I was living with this one boyfriend (I’d name him, but you don’t know him so it doesn’t matter, OH OK let’s call him Les) I WAS in fact screwing my ex… who in fact was the person I left my husband for… yeah we both lied to his face about it for awhile before that relationship ended and we got back together. He was pretty much my soul-mate, and that status might still stand today even though we aren’t together now and haven’t been since 2003. He even came to visit me in 2008 and I screwed him then too (although I was single that time).

– flatline girl

but theyre having fun

despite having one of the largest majorities in congress in history, the dems are poised to be stymied by a guy in a truck, a guy with an orangey suntan, and rush limbaugh.

but at least they still have a sense of humor.

and at least theyre doing it at the expense of that maverick sarah palin.

i say we elect the former alaskan governor and put her speeches on pay per view. when people asked me what i did last weekend i said are you kidding, i watched that tea party convention.

tea partiers + sarah + watching peoples heads explode couldnt be more entertaining.

although i really wish there was a camera on the manhattan beach kid who tried to buy urine from two elementary school kids so he could allegedly pass a drug test.

she used to live next door to you outside toronto

but now shes gone and moved all the way to an island on the west coast

to follow her dreams

and live in a beautiful way that will make you sigh.

and now shes selling some of the prints from her amazing photos.

the things she does with not even a fancy camera are inspiring.

buy all of her prints and make her your printsess.

woooooooo you noticed my little ccs lit blog!

thanks!! four years after you so kindly emailed me, an update: i had SO MUCH FUN at ccs. you were right.

now i too evangelize all possible prospective/incoming students to go there and make the most of it!

its a little ridic

its like living in a town of puppies.

not a hybrid, or a toupee, or five golden rings.

i dont want a 401(k) or a kilo of coke or a six pack.

i dont want kids, or a mortgage, or a divorce attorney, or an unhappy wife.

i dont want a pit bull, or an invite to a black & white party, or a jury summons.

i dont want a trip to the gym, or a dell computer, or kindle.

i dont want a side salad, or a lesson in grammar, or your opinion of the newspaper industry.

i dont want public speakers who cant speak well, or a new business suit, or hard shoes.

i dont want a makeover, or spiritual advice, or a gold chain.

i dont want to speak at a funeral, or an invite to have coffee, or a parking ticket.

i just want the cubs to win the world series, and then the luxury of dying in my sleep.

One side effect of the breakup was my hesitant deletion of every single Sims game I own. Sims 2 with all the expansions, and Sims 3. In the 8 months that Dave lived here we both played an absurd amount. (Do you REALIZE how much custom content that is!? Like a billion.) I did it as some sort of therapeutic measure since I haven’t played at all since he moved out, and it was more or less our “thing”…not to mention, those games take up ALOT of space. Which brings me to my cool point. After all the games, custom content, and (while I was at it) any other rogue files I didn’t really need anymore were deleted, I ended up freeing FOURTEEN GIGABYTES (14GB for the laynerds) of HD space. That’s a bittersweet moment if there ever was one. I think…

– tekkyislaura

i texted

awwww YES, she replied.