but whatevs. Guest asks “how do i get Coachella VIP tix?”

coachella is fun, but its so much funner to pay twice as much and get to sit in the shade

and have access to a full cash bar, and drink and dance and pee next to celebs.

or just pose for pics with them

or tell them how much omg you love them and your mom loves them and omg

theres a few way to get the VIP wristband for around $300, but probably the safest is to get ur butt over to Glass House Records in Pomona.

if i were to go to coachella again, only way to fly is VIP.