theres a famous celebrity having a meltdown on twitter

its pretty scary.

good news nothing on this blog is true.

good news nothing on Lost was a dream.

anyways htis famous celeb has gray hair and the girl in the video chat window is pretty damn young.

he asks her are you my girlfriend? she says awkwardly yeah.

the music is super loud. distorted. he asks what if tonites the nite i kill myself.

suddenly the ustream hes streaming from is interesting.

sad that thats what it takes.

crazy thing about reality tv and super dooper reality internet is people seriously dont believe that real people can talk in a real way to other real people.

maybe they dont believe it because even real people have a hard time talking in a real way to other real people

lost taught me a lot last night.

great lessons like “let go”, whatever that means.

lessons like, if all of this is probably a test, are you passing?

problem i have with life being a test on Lost is, why pick the great looking doctor to see what mankind would do on an island

odds are hes gonna take care of the people.

the real test is when the real people get tested.

for example, the brothas.

where were the brothas last night on the finale? they had tests. they took some real chances in fact.

good thing nothing is true on tv neither.

and good thing you dont get into heaven based on how you played this game else id be tossed in the firey furnace head first.

good thing its all about the grace of god.

many parts of the critical parts i have about myself believe it or not (and you shouldnt) revolve around the rise and fall of the busblog.

for example am i speaking real, and can i even possibly speak real, especially as real as many of you know i can speak.

and im not saying that what i say or how i say it matters in the grand scheme, but all the stuff that happens to me – shouldnt it be documented somewhere?

and if not here, then not at all? of course not.

then where?

secret blog. duh.

i will put weird pictures and interesting quotes on here though.

for example a reality star was just on a talk show and said

girls want our superheroes, not our boyfriends, to come quickly.

maybe here i’ll just post beautiful lies.

for example, what if secretly i never wrote any of this stuff at all.

what if secretly all of this was ghostwritten

by someone right under yr nose.

omg i totally forgot i interviewed people at 2am

as they left MacGruber

while being dressed as MacGruber

full movie club post here.

this weekend theres two movies happening, not sure which we are gonna see

but one is Sex & The City and the other is a zombie movie

as much as i would love to dress as a dress, i think id feel a tad more comfortable as a zombie

but since the voters will pick which movie we are going, i guess i should pick out dresses

back from vegas

yes im beat

yes im gonna be late coming into work today

yes we partied hearty.

yes i ate so much crap on the way home: popcorn chicken, taco bell, kfc

yes karisa rolled her eyes at me in the drive thru

yes we ate and drank and sat by the pool for hours.

yes we ended up going to sleep at 6am on sunday morn

yes we had to get a late checkout twice on sunday afternon

yes i left a big tip to the maids so they wouldnt rat out the condition of the room

yes somehow i came home with $50 of Luxor chips in my bathing suit shorts.

and yes, since you asked, i work a fake moustache and wig while checking out and driving home.

pics to come