because if they really did read the broadsheet they would have been hardpressed to do anything other than smile at this genius headline by the Sports desk this morning celebrating the accomplishment of SF Giants pitcher Matt Cain who held the defending champion Phillies to just 2 hits over 7 innings yesterday.

i still think the sports page is worth the cost of the paper alone, simply for the headlines and great writing.

who needs an NFL Team

(to quote Apu “i doooooooooooooooooo”)