dear tony, what should we do about global warming?

bowieexcellent question

1. throw any politician out of office if they “disagree” with the scientifically proven fact that it exists.

2. since it literally is a matter of life and death, create a federal department whose sole purpose is to curb it.

3. give that agency actual power.

4. stop giving hundreds of millions of dollars annually in federal subsidies to cattle farmers. “According to the Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations, agriculture is responsible for 18% of the total release of greenhouse gases world-wide (this is more than the whole transportation sector).”

5. buck a gallon global warming tax on gasoline to pay for the agency

6. reforest the rainforest and if they don’t let us do it, invade them.

7. pull all of manufacturing out of china until they get their shit together with their pollution. (president trump would make it happen.)

8. require all new homes and office buildings to have solar panels that make a real difference.

9. zero income taxes for three years for anyone who has a fully electric car as their primary vehicle

10. no more night games at wrigley field


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