which means i’ll never be a major
or a captain
or a lieutenant
or a general
or an admiral
which means i’ll never even be a rear admiral
who doesnt wanna be a rear admiral?
since i was a kid playing cowboys and indians, i was always saying fuck that i wanna be the rear admiral.
all the other kids would say aint no rear admiral in cowboys and injuns
and id say omg look over there!
and theyd turn around to where i was pointing
and id kick em right in the rear
and run and say TELL YOUR MOMMA YOU WERE KICKED IN THE REAR FROM REAR ADMIRAL PIERCE
OF THE F U PLATOON.
but what i really wanted was to be a colonel.