to be clear

just because the press isnt treating trump

like a man en route to
spend the rest of his life in jail
doesn’t mean it’s not happening
right before your eyes
 
yr boy has 91 felonies
an army of co conspirators who’ve flipped on him
and a clown car of the most ridiculous lawyers
his enemies could have hoped for
 
the best thing about a death sentence
is theres an ending.
 
trump is limping into a darkness
where he will rot slowly
in a prison hospital bed
with not even ted cruz beside him.
 
outpacing ron desantis,
a humanoid who struggles with smiling,
inspires no awe.
the gop is an orgy of rejects
poised to fire their second speaker.
 
nobody thinks this fool
with those lawyers
and all those cases
can all be won.
bro hasnt won shit in years
 
any day now
he’s gonna kiss his girl
hobble on the plane with his name on it
and gtfo

thats what yr watching right now

company buys Kum & Go, then quickly says it’s retiring the name

this reminds me of people who buy houses, perfectly nice buildings in a lovely neighborhood

and then flattens them to make McMansions.

kum & go is so magical, here i am in this pic without my cubs hat, looking great

standing alongside the ravishing carrie who i had just met that night in toronto

and yet who is the star of the show? that amazing logo.

kum & go was the giving tree

and we took away its leaves, branches, fruit, and now roots.

this is why i do drugs.