this little little kid

interviewed me the other day and since shes not gonna put it on her site, she said i could put it on mine.

lily: hi my names lily whats yours?

me: tony

lily: i like your stuff.

me: thank you.

lily: how many fingers are you?

me: everyones got the tough questions right away.

lily: oh, come on, dont be a baby.

lily: how many fingers?

me: this many.

lily: whats your favorite sport?

me: bowling.

lily: i like french fries at the bowling

me: me too, its the only place that i like them with ketchup

lily: why do you spell it that way?

me: spell what what way?

lily: catsup. you spell it weird.

me: i spell lots of things weird.

lily: what do you do for your job.

me: im an editor

lily: is that like a doctor?

me: no, i correct peoples spelling.

lily: you?

me: can you believe it.

lily: well, lots of things fascinate me. i just spent an hour in this box i discovered.

me: look out for the heavy staples in those boxes.

lily: yeah, thanks. now you tell me.

me: sorry.

lily: ok, gotta go

me: so soon?

lily: i mean poopies.

me: oh, go for it.

lily: but i should go anyway, im bored.

me: ok, nice chatting with you.

lily: bye!

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