when the new tsar cd comes out

im going to ask you people to get behind it.

im going to want you to not only buy it but tell all your friends.

last time we tried to let the record company take care of their success, but this time we’re going to take that shit in our own hands.

my bro whalen called me yesterday to wish me a happy opening day. i thought that was killer.

he really is a pretty awesome guy sometimes.

i love all the guys in tsar. all very different people. all great friends. all great musicians.

even solomon.

im so happy that theyre my friends. i wish theyd get on with it and start playing in la every week. it’s the only way.

they also need a video. i wish theyd make ten videoes in ten days. i wish theyd get held hostage at a radio station and be forced to spin records and play live and then the captor get caught and tsar ruled the world.

i want peter jennings to wear a tsar tshirt at a knicks game.

i want the pixies to get back together for the sole purpose of playing the first tsar record in its entirety on rock radio.

i want a new girlfriend.

i want a boss who respects me.

i want a job so good that i could afford a car and drive down wilshire listening to talk radio during rush hour on the way home and i dont have to rush i can just cruise into the kfc drive through and after ordering call up a cute girl and ask her if she wants me to swing by and take her to the new chris rock movie and shed say, me? and id say, you.

and shed squeal and ask me to give her 15 minutes and when i got there shed smell super great and shed be beaming and id be beaming and shed get into the car and as we were heading to the $13 a ticket theatre we’d hear the dj say, and this, oh my, this is the brand new single from la’s best new band.

kiddies, this is tsar.

and this girl would like me so much she would hold my hand through the whole movie.

and then shed ask me to show her tsar videos at my place afterwards.

i get to use my new bus pass today.

5ilver + jamie + lilly

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