the best of september ’04

on the busblog

9/1 the bush twins speak at the rnc convention. and then never ever again.

9/2 tony, you ignorant slut

9/2 zell miller challenges america to a duel

9/3 the metafilter kids pick apart sen miller

9/3 charlies 23rd birthday

9/4 why the cubs should fire their announcers. (many months later they took me up on my advice)

9/6 why the trend for ads on every blog is bad

9/7 id work for her. id pick her up and driver around in the wee hours of the night time.

if she didnt want to talk then we wouldnt talk. if she said lets just listen to mr kfi then id listen to mr kfi. if she said god this sucks dont you have any music, i would plug my ipod into the aux jack and give her 6,000 songs worth including full episodes of howard commersh free.

9/7 the vice president isnt afraid to say it, “vote for me or die, fuckers.”

america responds with a terrified, “mmmm kay.”

9/8 bad day for bush: world says they dont want him, gay repubs say they dont want him, military record questioned

9/9 raymi returns

9/9 karisa’s nfl preview

9/10 lots of people want me to run for president. i dont blame em.

9/12 hero movie review

9/12she said why do you believe in God

i said i dont know.

9/13 how to vote

9/13 beastie boys pre-write

9/13 biggest issue i have with the current administration is that they seem to want us to live the lives of the pussy ass bitches

instead of setting the tone as the courageous american leaders that we are.

the typical cycle of mundane human existence is generally (1) fight for what you want, (2) get it, (3) and then hold on to it as tightly and fearfully as you can.

rodents follow the same patterns.

enlightened human beings who chose to actually live their lives can shed their natural inclinations and say to themselves,

“oh look how far i made it actually working for what i have… i dont need to live in a place of fear that some lesser creature can steal what i have and leave me with zero forever.”

courageous people know that they can just yank back what was rightfully theirs.

today i invite you to yank back your courage, america.

9/14 beastie boys concert review

9/14 rarely do i vent on my blog. this is the exception.

9/15 interview with my favorite magazine, Black Webmaster

9/16 dear avril,

9/16 another ramone gone

9/17 dear mom,

9/20 jason ross wins an emmy

9/20 how to make the emmys better

9/21 family bonds hbo premiere review

9/21 how to avoid getting raped in jail

9/22 interview with my home computer

9/22 big brother season premiere review

9/22 always tell the truth in job interviews

9/22 more answering machine messages

9/22 calling out dusty baker

9/23 jon stewart meets bill o’reilly

9/23 handwritten note on my door

9/23 star wars: battlefronts improvement ideas

9/24 pixies live at the greek theatre review

9/24 20 questions we wish they would ask the president at the debates. here are some examples:

6. How has your presidency compared to Clinton’s?

7. NBC news has reported that before the Iraq war you passed on three opportunities to attack the terrorist camps of Al Qaeda terrorist Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi, who was based in the areas of Iraq that were not controlled by Saddam. Why did you not attack these camps when you had the chance, considering that he is now responsible for hundreds of terrorist attacks against our forces in Iraq?

8. “Mr. President, in July of 2003 you said if anyone wanted to attack our troops in Iraq, they should bring it on. In March of this year you appeared at a reporters’ dinner and ran a video in which you jokingly stumbled around your office looking for weapons of mass destruction. Can you explain this behavior to the families who have lost loved ones in Iraq?”

9. Mr. Bush, what is 6 times 9?

9/24 something in here is true

9/25 should a man express his emotions on the web? anywhere online for that matter. or even on a personal journal of mysterious things?

perhaps we should experiment.

9/26 much love to the LA blogosphere

9/27 fine, the instapundit claims to be a moderate. great. if anyone can show me one day in the Instapundit’s illustrious career, where he spent one day spending more time criticising the Bush administration more than attacking the left

or if one can show me one time when the Instapundit criticized President Bush three posts in a row, then i will quit calling bullshit on his “but im a moderate” claims.

9/27 review of the tonight show’s 50th anniversary episode

9/28 meesh writes us after a loooong time away

9/28 ripoff fest at the lobster fest

9/28 raymi writes in

9/29 why jay leno shouldnt have fucked over david letterman

9/29 s.e. hinton meets her biggest fan

jarret house north + gus mueller + jack bog + gaping void

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