i take off my shirt and put in death certificate and see what theyre saying about me on technorati.

Jakester:

Cool.

Tony Pierce linked to me on his site along with about 5 or 6 other blogging Jasons. I don’t always agree with his politics and I am sure the reverse is true too but I have always really enjoyed his writing – he is one of the top creative writers on the internet in my opinion and I can’t believe those bastards in LA won’t hire him. In fact, I am a proud owner of not one, but TWO of his books. One of these days I will be able to auction one of those on Ebay for a ka-zillion bucks.

Just heard that a meteorite has hit somewhere around western Washington. Excellent.

Ok, back to the All-Star game.

:: 7:58 PM [link]

rotten little girls plaything:

A new find.

“it was my teenage belief that prostitutes knew more about the love-making process and as long as i made sure that they showered first, then they would be the correct teacher to send me on my way into manhood.” Tony Pierce.com

lynn carrier:

One last thing, thanks for the love Tony. During the last year I have read everything Tony Pierce has written. He has been such an inspiration and example for me.

What really excited me isn’t that he is great, he is great too, but what stuck with me is that his writing improved and it didn’t have to because he was great from the git go.

Check him out. Someday you and I will both say, we knew him when.

::: posted by Lynn at [8:12:17 AM Link]

noah glass:

7.22.2003

tonypierce.com + busblog: “as if we’re not all gawkers at a terrible wreck on the highway”, damn, tony pierce’s lies contain so much truth…and for what it is worth, I think that you are insane in such an elegant way.

11:28 AM

this means whore:

Wednesday, July 23, 2003

tony made me promise that i would write 6 our of every 7 days. so i am doing this before i do anything else! even though i’m stoned and a little tipsy off of the half bottle of red wine i drank earlier with court… 🙂

makeout city:

everything tony writes makes me laff really hahd. honestly. it’s like watching a pauly shore movie, except you’re not laughing because someone paid for it.

it put things in perspective.

made me not be so distracted by things that arent important.

trivial things.

things like how long or short my hair is.

things like how i cant get mtv west coast on my directv.

things like how i dont have a nice tie to wear to coulter’s wedding on saturday.

you learn a lot in the xbi, more than you would in any other agency because in this one people are not afraid to shoot and not afriad to kill and life and living and living in the moment is everything.

every moment is precious.

even this one.

sometimes i’ll see someone kill someone or get shot at and i’ll think, that guy put a tupperware lid on his green beans last night.

and now noones gonna eat those green beans.

and theyre still perfectly good.

but i aint eating no dead mans tupperwared green beans i dont care how good they are.

i see some guys steal dead guys clothes, i think thats not so cool.

people talk about bad karma. i dont believe in karma.

i believe in

fuck, i dont know what i believe in.

i just want to have a good time and save the world.

<3 kristin <3

sometimes the shit flows downhill and you realize that youre at the bottom of the hill. sometimes you think that your ways arent any better than anybody elses ways and even though you have done your best to treat people with respect and class and gentle behavoir that they’ll still talk about you like youre some belching fratboy who literally does have notches on his bunkbed and he cant remember which one you are.

and far be it for me to say that the good book teaches us any of this but it does. of course it does.

even Jesus’s disciples, dudes who dropped what they were doing to follow him let him down on nearly every step of the way: outting him, and not trusting him, and lying about him, and dissing him three times before the cock crowed.

stories that are important to remember because the underlying theme is: if this will happen to the son of God, your fate is even worse, fuckhead, so dont be so surprised.

learn from everything is what the good angel says, dont be sexist, dont be racist, dont be religionist, dont be agist. bad angel says are you going to believe that shit? good angel says remember the bus.

when the bus is full it will blow right past a busstop. fast as it can.

if you can catch a glimpse of the driver he will give you the hitchhiker thumb which means “the next bus right behind me will get you.”

theres another bus coming.

one thats better.

one thats not as full. one whose a/c isnt blowing like mad just because it *was* hot outside earlier in the day.

one that doesnt smell of old tacos.

one that isnt driven by someone who doesnt know how to gently apply the brakes.

one who calls out the stops in a pleasant manner, and not in grumbles to himself, or not at all.

one whose passengers are quiet or respectful, who dont gossip and spread lies.

there’ll be another bus coming

the wait wont be that long.

it might feel like its taking forever, and it might actually take a long time

but its coming.

hose monster + alecia + kimbalina + noah