When I was living with this one boyfriend (I’d name him, but you don’t know him so it doesn’t matter, OH OK let’s call him Les) I WAS in fact screwing my ex… who in fact was the person I left my husband for… yeah we both lied to his face about it for awhile before that relationship ended and we got back together. He was pretty much my soul-mate, and that status might still stand today even though we aren’t together now and haven’t been since 2003. He even came to visit me in 2008 and I screwed him then too (although I was single that time).

– flatline girl

but theyre having fun

despite having one of the largest majorities in congress in history, the dems are poised to be stymied by a guy in a truck, a guy with an orangey suntan, and rush limbaugh.

but at least they still have a sense of humor.

and at least theyre doing it at the expense of that maverick sarah palin.

i say we elect the former alaskan governor and put her speeches on pay per view. when people asked me what i did last weekend i said are you kidding, i watched that tea party convention.

tea partiers + sarah + watching peoples heads explode couldnt be more entertaining.

although i really wish there was a camera on the manhattan beach kid who tried to buy urine from two elementary school kids so he could allegedly pass a drug test.