raymi is in my top three of all bloggers.

it moves around all the time. she might be number one. its hard to say.

today i went to her page, something i do probably 10 times a day and there was my dumb picture with ms brooke burke! and there was raymi writing about me and saying nice things.

Christmas has arrived early!

she says that everyone sucks my dick and she says that in todays post she is sucking it, but its funny i dont consider complimenting someone sucking them off, but what do i know.

then she called me gay which is funny.

oh raymi. oh queen of canada. oh topless girl from another world. im glad you got your book and you like it. im glad that you liked seeing your name on the pages where your name is.

im glad youre blogging like a madwoman right now. im glad that you keep taking pics of yourself in your karoke bars and on the throne and naked in the mirror.

people try to imitate you raymi but they fail. plus they dont have your guts. plus they dont have your confidence.

and they sure as shit dont get topless.

which is ashame.

i was hoping youd start a little trend.

maybe it would spread across the great white north and then head south, but it sure hasnt worked out that way.

oh raymi.

i want to tell you to move to hollyweird but you might be better off being a big fish in a small pond. which isnt to say that you wouldnt kick the shit out of everyone here in LA but im not so sure they would appreciate you.

no one is really appreciated here.

LA is where you get discovered, but you wont get any love here. the love you will get will be from away from here.

Weezer came her to make it big and i was here and i didnt even hear about them until after they made it.

think about that. those motherfuckers had that blue album and nobody cared until iowa cared and mtv. thats so not right.

raymi sleep tight.

p.s bring back your comments

bicycle mark + your little personality + jess

youd think on the slow days

id be able to knock out three or four posts before lunch, but there are no slow days at the xbi.

the boss is away and the mice will play but homie dont play and tony plays less.

the demons are in my head and they say things like you write to much about yourself, and your shit aint all that great anyway and you dont know how to play fantasy hoops and your house is a mess and your sink is a mess and youre a mess.

oh but do the demons know all the right things to say. and im not sad, im happy actually, which is the best time to talk about the demons. im happy cuz hardly anyones at the office and that means that chopper one isnt flying. it means that i get to do paperwork all day and guess what, aint much paperwork to do today.

so me and john woo are gonna go over to the Grove and have lunch and maybe stop off over at the Apple Store and laptop shop


i think i have found the perfect laptop for me the HP Pavilion ZD7000 which has a monster 17″ screen

This model is configured with a 3.06GHz Pentium 4 processor, a 1MB L2 cache, a 60GB hard drive and 512MB PC2700 DDR SDRAM (expandable to 2GB). In addition to the 800MHz front bus speed, the zd7140 contains one Type I/II/III PC Card slot, a 5-in-1 Digital Media reader and a 2X (max. speed) DVD/CD-RW combo drive. For your communications needs, it offers three integrated solutions: a 56K V.92 modem, a 10/100 Ethernet comtroller and 802.11b/g wiress. The nVidia GeForce FX Go5200 graphics with 64MB DDR VRAM produces knockout images on the 17″ TFT display, supporting resolutions up to 1440 x 900. You’ll love the 16-bit Sound Blaster Pro-compatible audio with internal Harman Kardon speakers. The zd7140 comes with full-size keyboard, a touchpad, a rechargeable Li-Ion battery pack and an AC adapter. Windows XP Home Edition is pre-installed.

only reason im getting a laptop is so i can surf/blog from the comfort of my couch, so as to take it easy on my back/arms/carpal tunnel.

i can get one of these puppies refurbed for $1250 which is about $400 cheaper than what HP is selling them for new.

and ive always been a fan of refurbs that have manufacturers warrantees.

let me know if you have a better computer out there.

and take it easy with the “yo yo you gotta get a Mac, g.”

cuz i dont really want a mac.

theyre for girls


ben + isou + happy birthday whatthefukc