interview with:

ashley’s friend jenny

supertsar7: hi jenny

supertsar7: sorry i still havent sent your weezer stuff yet

jenny: that’s ok

jenny: i was starting to worry that it was lost in the mail

supertsar7: no, i just suck

jenny: haha, it’s fine, so do i

supertsar7: im sorry im making your friend all sad

supertsar7: she’ll be waaaay better off, trust me

jenny: i understand why you ended things though. but it sucks that you guys aren’t together anymore!

supertsar7: it was waaay longer than i ever expected it to be

supertsar7: i woulda thought she would have met someone else by now

jenny: well it doesn’t help that she’s not in school

jenny: she doesn’t meet that many people

jenny: but that’s just me being her mom

supertsar7: i tell her she should go to school too

supertsar7: college was the best part of my whole life

jenny: i know. i know she thinks she doesn’t need it, but it’s so useful these days. and she’s so smart and capable; it just seems like a waste

supertsar7: truly

supertsar7: other than the education, its the things you learn about life and other things too

supertsar7: just the social aspect of being in a safe little community of peers is a once in a lifetime thing

jenny: exactly. i mean, sure i haven’t taken full advantage of college in an academic sense but i’ve learned so much and grown so much and met so many people.

jenny: yeah

supertsar7: is bc much better than santa clara?

jenny: i’m at bu. and i’m really enjoying it. boston is so much better for me and the college of communications here has so much more to offer than santa clara’s did

supertsar7: are you going to take classes where you get to be on tv or the radio?

jenny: hopefully at some point. i want to get a radio spot next semester, i think it’d be fun. i’d probably just talk about sex and boys the whole time. that is, if they’d let me.

supertsar7: nah, we’re pretty shy about that stuff

supertsar7: this girl i worked with at the college paper has one of the best sex sites on the web

supertsar7: you should check it out:


supertsar7: totally arty photographs.

supertsar7: great astrology

supertsar7: free personals

supertsar7: its like an intelligent site about sex

supertsar7: way over my head

jenny: i think i went there once from your site

jenny: i vaguely remember

supertsar7: she was a super cool, totally hot photographer

supertsar7: now shes just a hot ceo

supertsar7: with a boyfriend named rufus

jenny: haha, that’s a name i use to insult people

jenny: i want to be a hot ceo

jenny: actually, i’d prefer to be a super cool, hot ceo

supertsar7: she is super cool still, im just jealous

supertsar7: what sort of company would you be ceo of?

jenny: i don’t know. i don’t even know what my interests are, it’s rather sad

supertsar7: that sounds impossible

supertsar7: maybe talking about sex is your interest

jenny: haha, could be. i think it’d be fun to write for one of those silly women’s magazines (which i admittedly buy every month)….you know, like ‘i tested 15 vibrators and these are my recommendations!’

supertsar7: ok, listen, any time you want to write something like that, i would love to put it on my site

supertsar7: so feel free to start right away

supertsar7: you can make up a fake name if you want, too

jenny: well, as soon as you send me 15 vibrators, i’d be happy to start my research

jenny: really? i’ve always wanted one. but i’m worried i might get addicted.

supertsar7: youve never tried it ever?

jenny: nope

supertsar7: carmen electra says she uses one 4-5 times a week

supertsar7: but i dont think shes addicted to it

supertsar7: this would be one i would want some chick to tell me about

jenny: haha, a hello kitty vibrator? what will they think of next!

jenny: i want the rabbit pearl

supertsar7: going right for the craziest one

supertsar7: scorpios are the best!

jenny: yes, yes we are

supertsar7: one year i dated six scorpios in a row

supertsar7: i would highly recommend that to any young boy

jenny: we’re the most sexual and sensuous sign of the zodiac

supertsar7: by a mile

jenny: yay

supertsar7: in many cases its not even fair

jenny: haha, well i’m sorry you feel that way. but we make up for it by also being stubborn, jealous, possessive, over-emotional psychos

supertsar7: but also mysterious and sultry and intuitive

supertsar7: im lucky i was born on the cusp of scorpio and libra

supertsar7: so im not jealous at all

supertsar7: or emotional

jenny: i wish i wasn’t jealous. it’s more hassle than it’s worth.

supertsar7: i think with practice people can get over it

supertsar7: although even God says that hes jealous

jenny: well i need a lot of practice then. actually, i think i’m getting better.

jenny: really?

jenny: well then i don’t feel so bad

supertsar7: yeah, way early in Genesis, he says that hes a jealous God

supertsar7: and hes very emotional

jenny: maybe he’s a scorpio.

supertsar7: could be

jenny: alright, well i’m afraid i have to go. my little french friend is craving some grub.

supertsar7: right on, good chatting with you

jenny: it was good talking to you too

jenny: hopefully we will speak again soon

supertsar7: cool!

supertsar7: au revoir!

jenny: bye bye!

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