but theyre easy and insta would never do them so here:

LAYER ONE:

— Name: dumbass

— Birth date: rocktober 22

— Birthplace: our nations capital

— Current Location: hollywood

— Eye Color: black

— Hair Color: black

— Height: 5’10”

— Righty or Lefty: green

— Zodiac Sign: libra/scorpio

LAYER TWO:

— Your heritage: american

— The shoes you wore today: just socks

— Your weakness: morning blogging

— Your fears: theyve all been realized

— Your perfect pizza: ginos east with sausage & pepperoni

— Goal you’d like to achieve: retrieving my mojo

LAYER THREE:

— Your most overused phrase on AIM: im 110

— Your first waking thoughts: i love howard stern

— Your best physical feature: hands

— Your most missed memory: huh?

LAYER FOUR:

— Pepsi or Coke: diet pepsi

— McDonald’s or Burger King: kfc

— Single or group dates: im not that kinky – single

— Adidas or Nike: f nike and their sweatshops

— Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: long island

— Chocolate or vanilla: both, as often as possible

— Cappuccino or coffee: that junk is for adults

LAYER FIVE:

— Smoke: only in amsterdam

— Cuss: never

— Sing: horribly

— Take a shower everyday: not on weekends unless i have a date

— Do you think you’ve been in love: dozens of times

— Want to go to college: my favorite 7 yrs were spent there, why not

— Liked high school: sorta

— Want to get married: definately

— Believe in yourself: only when im drunk

— Get motion sickness: rarely

— Think you’re attractive: nope

— Think you’re a health freak: i wash my hands a lot

— Like thunderstorms: of course

— Play an instrument: made a girl sing today

LAYER SIX: In the past month…

— Drank alcohol: duh

— Smoked: double duh

— Done a drug: triple duh

— Made Out: quadruple duh

— Gone on a date: hmmm, not sure id call them dates

— Gone to the mall?: no

— Eaten an entire box of Oreos?: they come in bags

— Eaten sushi: of course, oh wait do you mean, then hell no.

— Been on stage: yes but the cameras were off

— Been dumped: if you dont get said no to youre not risking

— Gone skating: im old, no

— Made homemade cookies: havent workd the oven in a year

— Dyed your hair: ha!

LAYER SEVEN: Ever…

— Played a game that required removal of clothing: but of course

— If so, was it mixed company: but of course

— Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: but of course

— Been caught “doing something”: people honked from below, so yes

— Been called a tease: hmmm

— Gotten beaten up: lets just say i was outnumbered

— Shoplifted: never

— Changed who you were to fit in: only for business

LAYER EIGHT:

— Age you hope to be married: 125

— Numbers and Names of Children: 10, angus, pete, jimi, lefty, george foreman, prince, ilka, pierce, ae, michaelangelo, mary

— Describe your Dream Wedding: on the cliffs of isla vista

— How do you want to die: slowly

— Where you want to go to college: i do have a terrible memory, but i believe i already went to college

— What do you want to be when you grow up: tall

— What country would you most like to visit: finland

LAYER NINE:

— Number of drugs taken illegally: only one at a time

— Number of people I could trust with my life: trust is my middle name, my mom just spelled it funny

— Number of CDs that I own: thousands and thousands

— Number of piercings: just my last name is pierced

— Number of tattoos: its against the good book, so none

— Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: hundreds and hundreds

— Number of scars on my body: several

— Number of things in my past that I regret: less than five

— Who did you get this from: Bluecad