but theyre easy and insta would never do them so here:
LAYER ONE:
— Name: dumbass
— Birth date: rocktober 22
— Birthplace: our nations capital
— Current Location: hollywood
— Eye Color: black
— Hair Color: black
— Height: 5’10”
— Righty or Lefty: green
— Zodiac Sign: libra/scorpio
LAYER TWO:
— Your heritage: american
— The shoes you wore today: just socks
— Your weakness: morning blogging
— Your fears: theyve all been realized
— Your perfect pizza: ginos east with sausage & pepperoni
— Goal you’d like to achieve: retrieving my mojo
LAYER THREE:
— Your most overused phrase on AIM: im 110
— Your first waking thoughts: i love howard stern
— Your best physical feature: hands
— Your most missed memory: huh?
LAYER FOUR:
— Pepsi or Coke: diet pepsi
— McDonald’s or Burger King: kfc
— Single or group dates: im not that kinky – single
— Adidas or Nike: f nike and their sweatshops
— Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: long island
— Chocolate or vanilla: both, as often as possible
— Cappuccino or coffee: that junk is for adults
LAYER FIVE:
— Smoke: only in amsterdam
— Cuss: never
— Sing: horribly
— Take a shower everyday: not on weekends unless i have a date
— Do you think you’ve been in love: dozens of times
— Want to go to college: my favorite 7 yrs were spent there, why not
— Liked high school: sorta
— Want to get married: definately
— Believe in yourself: only when im drunk
— Get motion sickness: rarely
— Think you’re attractive: nope
— Think you’re a health freak: i wash my hands a lot
— Like thunderstorms: of course
— Play an instrument: made a girl sing today
LAYER SIX: In the past month…
— Drank alcohol: duh
— Smoked: double duh
— Done a drug: triple duh
— Made Out: quadruple duh
— Gone on a date: hmmm, not sure id call them dates
— Gone to the mall?: no
— Eaten an entire box of Oreos?: they come in bags
— Eaten sushi: of course, oh wait do you mean, then hell no.
— Been on stage: yes but the cameras were off
— Been dumped: if you dont get said no to youre not risking
— Gone skating: im old, no
— Made homemade cookies: havent workd the oven in a year
— Dyed your hair: ha!
LAYER SEVEN: Ever…
— Played a game that required removal of clothing: but of course
— If so, was it mixed company: but of course
— Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: but of course
— Been caught “doing something”: people honked from below, so yes
— Been called a tease: hmmm
— Gotten beaten up: lets just say i was outnumbered
— Shoplifted: never
— Changed who you were to fit in: only for business
LAYER EIGHT:
— Age you hope to be married: 125
— Numbers and Names of Children: 10, angus, pete, jimi, lefty, george foreman, prince, ilka, pierce, ae, michaelangelo, mary
— Describe your Dream Wedding: on the cliffs of isla vista
— How do you want to die: slowly
— Where you want to go to college: i do have a terrible memory, but i believe i already went to college
— What do you want to be when you grow up: tall
— What country would you most like to visit: finland
LAYER NINE:
— Number of drugs taken illegally: only one at a time
— Number of people I could trust with my life: trust is my middle name, my mom just spelled it funny
— Number of CDs that I own: thousands and thousands
— Number of piercings: just my last name is pierced
— Number of tattoos: its against the good book, so none
— Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: hundreds and hundreds
— Number of scars on my body: several
— Number of things in my past that I regret: less than five
— Who did you get this from: Bluecad