and im thanking you for your questions

Sarah: Who do you love more? Lakers or Clippers? Favorite player?

i loved the Lakers when Shaq was there but now that its Kobes team im way more into the Clippers. i like underdogs. therefore i love the clip show. and im stoked they have Baron Davis now.

Gage: What would the title of your autobiography be? What do you think your last girlfriend would title a biography about you?

“y not” would be my title. my last girlfriend would probably want my bio to be “be glad hes dead.”

BobD: What are your Top 3 all-time sports afros?

1. Jose Cardenal
2. Artis Gilmore
3. ABA-era Dr. J.

Sharp: Do you remember many of your dreams when you wake up?

i hate dreams. theyre lies told to you at your most vulnerable. and i hate lies. i struggle with people trusting me, i struggle with trusting others, therefore lies are the worst to me. dreams are never good. if its a good dream and you wake you feel like crap cuz youre not a gazillionare. if you had a bad dream youre pissed cuz you were all, why did i hafta go through that? therefore i have sorta trained myself not to dream and i am very happy about it. sometimes a few seconds of the dream will come through but it gets squashed and forgotten within seconds.

Ashley: Cute picture! Ok anyway, why do you think most people think being friends with an ex is an impossibility and/or pointless?

i am friends with many of my exes. some are harder than others cuz theyre married or with boyfriends and i still have feelings for them. the single ones work out way better. all relationships are a unique dynamic, its hard to box any relationship in with others.

jon: What sort of stuff do bpower pitch’n loggers on the top of thier game do on vacation anyway?

we blog. me, im gonna write a How to Blog at the LA Times manual on my vacation. boring but soemthing i need to do. and i cant do it at work.

sass: What makes apple juice more superior than other juices?

apple is smooth and sweet and without pulp. its mellow and beautiful and mostly watery. it doesnt overwhelm. it invites you to chug. its as good cold as it is warm as it is hot. only girls from canada can also claim that.

Ali: What do you think of all these bands from the 70’s/80’s who have reunited recently? Is it for the music or just a nostalgic cash-in?

im sure lots of the reasons they do it is for the money. if it was for the music theyd do more experimental stuff, maybe some country albums, some free jazz, and my favorite bluegrass. still waiting on that bluegrass record from the reunited Police.

Keira-Anne: What are your dealbreakers when it comes to chicks? And what made the weirdest chick you ever [were passionate with] so weird?

life is short. if a girl wants to fight too much, or isnt interested in being physical, or doesnt want to have fun, then im totally ok with her being some other guy’s problem. maybe she is just reacting poorly to me, in which case shes better off with someone who she actually wants to have her clothes ripped off by. people should be with others who they wanna be passionate with. theres too many other folks out there for me to play games and fight with.

im usually the weird one in the relationship. all the women who have wanted to get naked with me are complete angels. i was the freak. they all ruled and if they were soldiers would be eligible for combat pay.

T-star: What are your top 5 dream jobs if qualifications, history, time, and salary were no object?

well, i currently am employed in my dream job, so here is what theyd be if i was suddenly separated from what i currently do.

1. manager of the cubs
2. blogger at the playboy mansion
3. blogger at the white house
4. commissioner of baseball
5. Old Style beer vendor, left field bleachers

Mike: Dear Tony, Will the Yanks sign CC?

probably. and i hope they choke choke on him.

timmay!!!!!: why do people still give an f about rob lowe?

people dont. but he lives in a place that just caught fire in a spectacular manner. i think they care way more about robert downey jr. just wait till his neighborhood finds itself ablaze.

Aaron: 2fer, Is it me, or is the poppy in your sidebar slowly wilting? Does Raymi sometimes have too many pictures/embeds in her blog? (Firefox has crashed the last 3 times I went to check it)

you caught me! raymi does everything perfectly. there are never too many pics of canadas finest blogger! if your FF crashes dont blame raymi blame your cheap RAM. speaking of RAM is cheap buy more of it.