as they left MacGruber

while being dressed as MacGruber

full movie club post here.

this weekend theres two movies happening, not sure which we are gonna see

but one is Sex & The City and the other is a zombie movie

as much as i would love to dress as a dress, i think id feel a tad more comfortable as a zombie

but since the voters will pick which movie we are going, i guess i should pick out dresses

yes im beat

yes im gonna be late coming into work today

yes we partied hearty.

yes i ate so much crap on the way home: popcorn chicken, taco bell, kfc

yes karisa rolled her eyes at me in the drive thru

yes we ate and drank and sat by the pool for hours.

yes we ended up going to sleep at 6am on sunday morn

yes we had to get a late checkout twice on sunday afternon

yes i left a big tip to the maids so they wouldnt rat out the condition of the room

yes somehow i came home with $50 of Luxor chips in my bathing suit shorts.

and yes, since you asked, i work a fake moustache and wig while checking out and driving home.

pics to come

and getting ready for tonight aint nothing to blog home about neither

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thats what one sr editor said to me when i showed him weiland

on the cover of this months spin

karisa not so much

i believe the night is going to include some sushi, tghen the girls are gonna pai gow

and the lads are going to take a limo to what the canadians call the rippers

right now we’re rockin brooke hogan as hair dryers primp the ladies

i ve been drinkin. youve been lurkin

no wifi in the hotel

just a long wire bound to trip someone up later tonite

90 in the shade

and a fuller night

furst the truest and i went to see Tony Clifton at the Comedy Store

SOOOO GOOOD

super dirty, ridiculously offensive, so much fun.

full band including horns, two burlesque dancers, and another young woman on stage

plus Tony. it was a marathon show.

then at midnite i dropped her off at her place and sped over to the grove to see MacGruber

andy sternberg and a young lady joined the LAT Movie Club

we ran into the DP of the film as well as @Zadi and her pals who were having girls nite out

im totally exhausted right now its 338am, but i had to write this cuz in 6 hours karisa arrives

to drive us both to Vegas for a long weekend.

when i return there will be a Lost finale to watch and be sad about.

but until then lets continue the fun.

i understand the kids today and how they want to pretend theyre fashion icons.

and maybe the guy with the most popular sneakers in the world thinks hes setting a trend by busting out the hitler stache in the middle of his undershirt commercial.

a twist on the fab four saying that charles manson stole helter skelter and they were stealing it back

mj, it’s ok for hitler to steal the hitler mustache. absolutely no need to steal it back.

my only hope is this is michaels version of when nirvana found itself on the cover of rolling stone

and in an attempt to retain its street cred wore the tshirt with

corporate magazines still suck

scrawled across kurdts chest.

maybe this is michael’s way of saying yeah im here selling out hawking undershirts

but im such a damn badass, even centuries after retiring, that i can rock this

while

selling totally blank tshirts.

the kids on twitter are talking about it and one guy ended his tweet

#idontwannabelikemike

this, for example, is a storefront i noticed the other day while driving down Fairfax Blvd. about 10 minutes east of Beverly Hills.

yes, a medical marijuana establishment claiming that none of their items cost more than $45.

is that a good value? who knows? sadly ive never touched the stuff nor ever bought any, so how would i know. it sounds like theyre bragging about it, so it must be a great deal. any experts in the peanut gallery?

speaking of the devils weed, i have a friend who landed a job as a Census Taker. he was telling me all these horror stories (off the record because the job is surprisingly confidential) and none of the tales fascinated me as much as this one: that everywhere he walks he smells that aroma that most of us only experience at Pink Floyd concerts. no not money being burned to listen to the same old same old we’ve all memorized by now, but mary jane!

it made me want to interview mail men, plumbers, and delivery boys to see if all of LA had the same “problem”. unfortunately (or fortunately depending on your point of view) i live in a part of Hollywood in very close proximity to one of the largest churches in town. So any time that I am walking all i ever smell are the scents of freshly laid turds by the neighborhood dogs.

or pee from the homeless.

it was fascinating to read about the results of the elections held around our great nation last night because change continues to sweep this fine land. and it will be interesting to see, if marijuana becomes legal, if the aromas on one side of town will drift out of the windows of homes all around town. i cant imagine any of that happening (legalization, or mass smoking), but id be curious how people react to such a noticeable change if indeed change comes to town.

the music video just like poetry and reason wont die simply because popular culture has turned its back on it.

most good things dont cost a lot of money. most good things simply start with a genius idea.

most good things go better with you.

tomorrow night at The Grove at midnight the LA Times Movie Club will be going to see MacGruber.

is The Grove ridiculous? yep.

is MacGruber going to be stupid and fun? probs.

are midnight movies something that pretty much guarantees fun and ridiculousness? oh yeah.

which is why i will be there in a mullet wig, a flannel, and a puffy vest

then in the morn i’ll be in vegas

for no good reason.

other than to further the art of american blogging in america