hi miss italy

hi tony. tony are you italian?

do you like italian men?

i love italian men.

then yes, i am italian.

where in italy are you from tony?

im more italian-american.

where are your parents from?


im from firenze.

florence? i spent my 21th birthday there.

i hear youre very old. is that true?

sadly, yes.

dont be sad, i like older men.

i love you miss italy.

arent you sweet.

yes i arent.

do you think i will win this pageant?

yes. i think you’ll win because you look like former E! personality jules asner.

oh! i like her!

yes, me too. do you mind if i call you jules for the rest of this interview?

not at all. mind if i call you kmetko?

not one bit, jules.

isnt this lovely, kmetko?

will you hold my hand, jules?



you have a strange hand, did you have an accident when you were a child?

thats not my hand, but yes i did.

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