the unasked question: DJ Pauly

my man @ststerling recently tweeted a link to a controversial gossip web site that claims that Real World’s DJ Paulie hopes to charge $10k-$20k a night so that people could fight the beat to his amazing wheels of steel.

but i dont think hes exploiting himself enough. he doesnt have a bracelet around his ankle. so why not tour? why not do a residency in AC and then another in Vegas? Why not have the rest of the group tour with him? have fashion shows, sell ed hardy concert tees, hair gel, and self tanner.

i know the first season has just ended but where the hells my Situation 10-Minute Abs dvd?