venus and serena’s mom called me,

why you always talking about them white girls?

i like white girls.

why you never talk about black girls?

oh, mrs. williams, i talk about black girls all the time. i was talking about lil kim just the other day.

yeah, you said she was a ho!

no, i said that people have reputations that arent always true and it’s unfortunate.

you called that girl a ho and then had her spit from on top of a ferris wheel in the wind and hit the top of a ticket booth at a carnival!

it was symbolic.

say wha?

i was describing how she had total control of her body.

you a fool.

and i was saying that through her mouth,

dont you

and her lips

you stop

and her sweet sweet

im hanging up

semi sweet chocolate.


80. a candle in the window

81. the back seat driver