A. just a few, how can i help?
Q. Last time u had sex/made love?
A. girls dont wanna have sex with me
Q. R U gay?
A. drop your girl off here and find out.
Q. I dont have a girl;
A. why doesnt that surprise me.
Q. do u roll
A. english, speak english or die
A. oh, that. dude, i went to ucsb.
A. U Can Study Buzzed
A. ok, then, no, no i have never done that.
A. cuz it’s illegal, and the citizenry should obey the laws, even if it means not taking pills that make you happy.
Q. r u into stile?
A. if i was 15 and never saw titties, i’d love stile.
Q. What’s the deal with Ashley?
A. ask her yourself.
Q. No. Is she cool?
A. theres no way i deserve a girl like her.
Q. What do u mean
A. one more question and im out
Q. What place would you like to visit b4 u die?
A. Christ’s tomb in Jerusalem’s Holy Sepulchre
A. ask your teacher.
Q. We don’t learn that shit.
A. you should. ask your teacher.
me. but you knew that.
i had a great weekend this weekend and i hope you did too.
summer finally came to the tri-counties and it couldnt have come at a better time.
so what do i do? me and chris and chris’s sister went to the fancy-dancy $14 movie theatre and finally saw Spider-Man. what a great movie! totally made me wanna see Army of Darkness and Evil Dead 2 again — which laid the groundwork for the cool parts of Spider-Man.
why havent any of the reviewers said anything like that? maybe they did, i wouldnt know, i dont read the reviews until i see the film.
anyhow, im in a terrific mood and i can barely contain it.
mostly cuz i have you on my blog reading my words, and that makes me so happy.
im bummed that i missed emmanuelles sweet party, but i made due.
maybe one day the cheerleaders will let me tell you.
but i think ive said too much already.