hi blog.

whats this i hear you want to stop this thing we have going?

yeah, i think blogs should end after a year.

thats the dumbest thing i ever heard.

well, youre biased, now arent you.

dont you love me?

very much so. more and more every day.

are you going to leave me for another blog?

no, i dont think so, im extremely loyal.

but youre such a great writer.

shut up.

no, dude, im serious, while youre saving the world, all the other blogs tell me how great it must be to be your blog.

if you dont shut up i’m going to delete you.

you dont have the guts to delete me.

that might be, but i can be pretty spontaneous. i’ll delete you and regret it later, but you’ll be gone never the less.

please dont say things like that.

ok, sorry.

why are you such an idiot?

beats me.

well, you will have to keep me going, 25 blogs have already linked us.

26. http://www.blogrolling.com

twenty-six as of today, but we’ll never make it to 100 by july 9.

you never know. i know a lot of blogs. they want to save this good thing we’ve got.

dont you want to quit on top?

who says we’re on top?

me.

well, youre not even in the top ten in hits.

so.

so what makes you think we’re on top?

me.

yeah, but you’re insane. you know, nobody thinks like you do. have you realized that yet?

you’re boring me now, im going to go.

one more thing, why arent you dating chicks your own age?

chicks?

you know what i mean.

i do. they just dont like me so much.

why dont you date karisa?

we’re just friends.

that chick’s hot, are you gay?

no, and shes the wrong sign, anyway.

okay, you are gay.

dont say things like that, it’s rude.

okay, youre the stupidest person i ever met. i wish you never created me.

now you see why i dont ever talk to you in public.

i hope you get a paper cut today.

i love you too.

by the way the first real blog entry was in august. im not truly one years old until then.

details, details.

reynolds will never permalink you.

i dont blame him, youre not even very entertaining.