im watching basketball wives on mtv

feeling im the most boring person alive

i have zero drama in my life compared to these women.

and lets keep it that way.

maybe its cuz there are cameras in their face and the feel like theyve gotta front.

do you know how often i wanna front on a given fortnight?

bloggers shouldnt front. not american ones at least. we’re the examples.

maybe thats why canadian blogs are so good – no pressure eh

thats sarah palins advantage, b.t. dub, no one expects much out of her

they paint her as dumb and hokey. all i know is i saw kate gossling with those adorable kids

and sarah looked like a rockstar compared to her. and a movie star. and truly rugged.

the problem with the first few episodes is we see sarah in the woods with todd and todd’s a freaking outdoorsman, like professionally. hes amazing out there.

we also see her out in the wilderness with her dad who has been in the woods forever.

by putting her next to kate, finally we see a little more realistic context.

while camping, kate whines, “i dont understand why people have to pretend they’re homeless.”

i dont either baby.

without you

my life is dark, cold, and empty

with you theres record highs so warm that if youre not wearing shorts…

its hot.

today my friends all gathered round to wish each other a merry christmas

they brought their precious little angels who when you said whaddya asking santa for…

theyd say a stable economy and a real plan to ease unemployment

children are best for blocking the shots from prying paparazzi

it was so good to see everyone, many of whom ive known half my life!

the littlest baby was uptight till this lil layne kept saying hi to him: adorables

the angriest cat in america was there and someone asked a little girl if she remembered being scratched two years ago by him and she was all nope!

the idea was to trim the tree but that tree looked just fine the way it was

the overflowing dishes of food, though, did appear in need of (reverse) trimming

especially the jumbo shrimp, cheese, and meatballs

know what made me happy? that no matter how old we get, theres always room for red plastic cups.

and little kids who’ll pour us a nice glass of apple juice on the floor

merry christmas friends, cya at new years!