hey everyone lets do this, id say and they would.

hey you two girls lets have a fashion show contest and theyd be all whoo hooo.

id write letters to famous companies and theyd say omg tony pierce wants to work for us? roll out the red carpets.

but life changes. mojo gets stolen. hair disappears. bellies inflate. etc etc etc. and people get used to saying no to me.

not sure i understand it. other than this is the part of life that separates the man from the boy. not sure i like it. but will have to maintain decorum. and drink more of course.

and read more books because clearly im not the only soul who has found himself living a life he was never prepared to live.

ok fine, books on tape.

films based on books.

that can be found streaming on netflix.